Flat Earth blames NASA

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besilarius

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So, where does the Sun go at night? And if the Earth is flat, what's on the underside?
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undercovergeek

Quote from: Sir Slash on December 12, 2015, 11:01:05 PM
So, where does the Sun go at night? And if the Earth is flat, what's on the underside?

4 elephants, obviously, riding on a giant space turtle  :idiot2:

bob48

Quote from: undercovergeek on December 13, 2015, 03:55:45 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 12, 2015, 11:01:05 PM
So, where does the Sun go at night? And if the Earth is flat, what's on the underside?

4 elephants, obviously, riding on a giant space turtle  :idiot2:

Obviously - how could it possibly be anything else - and we know its true because Rincewind saw it.
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Here's their congressional representative.

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