Dating in Oklahoma City

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besilarius

January 03, 2016, 12:47:04 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Steelgrave

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January 03, 2016, 03:50:42 PM Last Edit: January 03, 2016, 03:52:55 PM by Steelgrave
Quote from: besilarius on January 03, 2016, 12:47:04 PM
http://kutv.com/news/offbeat/police-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-goat

Did it miss me that Florida moved to Oklahoma?

As a resident of OKC, all I can say is if you've never been to a singles bar out here, don't judge   ::) ??? ;D

Gusington

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January 03, 2016, 03:53:09 PM
OH MY
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Steelgrave

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January 03, 2016, 03:54:40 PM
C'mon Gus, pull the wool from your eyes  O0

Gusington

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January 03, 2016, 04:02:26 PM
In cases such as this ignorance is bliss.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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LongBlade

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January 03, 2016, 06:14:41 PM
I simply assumed Star had road tripped to visit Steelie.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Freyland

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January 03, 2016, 08:30:53 PM
Yes, I herd about this.  My understanding is that he tried to fleece the Bondsman.

Staggerwing

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January 03, 2016, 08:33:39 PM
It's a good thing he's not on the lamb.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

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January 03, 2016, 09:58:41 PM
I heard Star tried to head butt him.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

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January 04, 2016, 10:15:45 AM
Was that a picture of the guy or the goat? That's why I never drink vodka---- with Goat's Milk.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

MikeGER

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January 04, 2016, 04:34:53 PM
the news and the subjects name sound like from some Monty Python episode that got never aired
'Darryl's Cock in'  ;D

Gusington

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January 04, 2016, 05:49:26 PM
Or 'The Daryl's Cock Inn' starring...Daryl Hall? Or Daryl Hannah...I forget. Maybe Daryl Strawberry.
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