Slaying Heretics in the New Year

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Father Ted

Well, *insert Clay Davis expletive*,  I turned 41 nine years ago and am still running.  There's hope yet whippersnappers!

Gusington

^You will be my bellweather. How are your knees?

My ultimate goal is to be that tan, strapping old guy that all the chicks think is adorable.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bob48

Quote from: Gusington on January 05, 2016, 05:30:37 PM
^You will be my bellweather. How are your knees?

My ultimate goal is to be that tan, strapping old guy that all the chicks think is adorable.

....did someone call me?..................
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

Quote from: bob48 on January 05, 2016, 05:37:21 PM
Quote from: Gusington on January 05, 2016, 05:30:37 PM
^You will be my bellweather. How are your knees?

My ultimate goal is to be that tan, strapping old guy that all the chicks think is adorable.

....did someone call me?..................

no no, strapping, not strap on - thats you

Gusington

^You are both our own Fawlty Towers.

I can hope to compete with neither of you. I don't have the scathing wit of ucg nor the top secret luftstache of Bawb.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bob48

He has a scathing wit? Well, if he don't stop scratching it, it'll never heal up.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek


bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Gusington

If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bob48

Oh, I've told you billions of times not to exaggerate :-0
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Dammit Carl!

44 and I swim like a person with only one arm and one leg (why I joined the Army and then Air Force) so ixnay on the imswe

Sir Slash

Treadmill here. Mile and a half 3x a week at 2.5 mph. Just hang a donut in front of me and I keep on going.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Nefaro

Quote from: Dammit Carl! on January 05, 2016, 06:40:34 PM
44 and I swim like a person with only one arm and one leg (why I joined the Army and then Air Force) so ixnay on the imswe

One of my old best buddies is a recently retired Marine Gunny Sgt. 

He confessed that he couldn't swim worth a damn, just sink to the bottom, when he brought his family over for some poolside time last year.  I nearly spit beer out my nose in disbelief.  Told him it's a good thing he could hitch a ride on an Amtrak when it came down to business!  ;D