Slaying Heretics in the New Year

Started by PanzersEast, January 05, 2016, 01:05:51 PM

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Martok

For the first time in a while, I have made several resolutions for the new year...none of which I've written down or spoken aloud to anyone.  Doing so always seems to dramatically reduce my odds of actually accomplishing any of them.  :-\ 




Quote from: Gusington on January 05, 2016, 06:14:57 PM
If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time.
ROFL!  You truly are one of the most quotable people I know, Gus.  Bless you.  (And bless 'geek for his own warped sense of humor as well!)  :) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Gusington

Thank you Sir. That's why I get the big grog bucks.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Father Ted

Quote from: Gusington on January 05, 2016, 05:30:37 PM
^You will be my bellweather.

I have to say this did me pause for thought - should I be pleased, embarrassed, or seeking a new identity?

Quote from: Gusington on January 05, 2016, 05:30:37 PM
How are your knees?

Knees are fine and I run mostly on the pavement (that would be sidewalk - I don't want to get run over).  I maintain that the cushioning benefits on joints and ligaments of running on grass are out-weighed by the effects of less sure footing on a more uneven and slippery surface.

airboy

1] Go to the gym 3 days a week.  We walk on an indoor track which has a rubberized surface.
2] Leave management at the end of the year.

Bison

I've taken up eating pork rinds again this year.

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Silent Disapproval Robot

I've found I no longer need alcohol to pass out in random locations.

I had to stop lifting heavy weights a few years ago (cartilage damage) and, after turning that muscle into 10 kilos of blubber, I'm trying to do a lot more cardio.  I try to get in at least 30 minutes per day on either the ellipticals at the gym, my recumbent bike at home, or the hiking trail and stairs of doom near my place (haven't been up there since mid-autumn though.  I getting old and cranky and I ain't puttin' up with no rain!).

I have a FitBit and find that it's sometimes more of a hindrance than a help.  It turns out that I end up walking an average of 10KM/day at work and climbing 40 flights of stairs.  I use this as an excuse to eat more pizza.



 

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Staggerwing

Quote from: Gusington on January 06, 2016, 07:09:20 PM
Pizza is good.

Pizza is like sex.

Great pizza is fantastic. Bad pizza... is still pretty good.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Nefaro

Quote from: Father Ted on January 06, 2016, 04:42:05 PM

Quote from: Gusington on January 05, 2016, 05:30:37 PM
How are your knees?

Knees are fine and I run mostly on the pavement (that would be sidewalk - I don't want to get run over).  I maintain that the cushioning benefits on joints and ligaments of running on grass are out-weighed by the effects of less sure footing on a more uneven and slippery surface.


Ummm..

I'm beginning to think Gus was making.. other.. implications with the "how are your knees" question.  ^-^

Sir Slash

My knees are great. That's a good thing since when I get down on them, sometimes I can't get back up.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Nefaro

Quote from: Sir Slash on January 06, 2016, 10:59:51 PM
My knees are great. That's a good thing since when I get down on them, sometimes I can't get back up.

Been married for awhile then, huh?

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

Hey. I wear the pants in my family. I just can't ever find them where my wife puts them at. She tells me not to worry, she'll give them to me when I need them. And so, completely in charge, I need them very little it turns out.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.