If I Won the Lottery I'd Spend it on Hot Sauce

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LongBlade

January 07, 2016, 01:34:05 PM
...I'd bail my drug dealing boyfriend out of jail.

Three times.

Nicknamed "Hot Sauce."

QuoteA North Carolina single mom who won a $188 million Powerball jackpot last year pledged to spend it on her kids and church, but so far the biggest beneficiary seems to be "Hot Sauce," her alleged drug dealer boyfriend.

Marie Holmes is a single mom of four, including a child with cerebral palsy; however, she has risked nearly a quarter of the $88 million she took home bailing her boyfriend Lamarr "Hot Sauce" McDow out of jail on drug, weapon and street racing charges.

Holmes, 27, hit the jackpot in February and, since then, has bailed McDow, 31, out of jail three times. McDow was already in jail on heroin and weapons charges when Holmes won the lottery, and shortly after the money came through, she posted his $3 million bail. In July, it was a $6 million bail for a weapons charge.

That amount skyrocketed to $12 million for the alleged street racing infraction this month. McDow was bailed out for that charge on Friday. Bail is doubled each time a defendant violates his conditions, Star News Online reported.

Nearly a year after she won the lottery, most of Holmes' traveling has been to the bail bondsman's office.

source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/01/07/188m-powerball-winner-has-risked-fortune-bailing-out-ex-con-boyfriend.html
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

steve58

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January 07, 2016, 01:41:48 PM
Just proves money can't buy happiness...or intelligence.
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Dammit Carl!

#2
January 07, 2016, 02:07:53 PM
Quote from: steve58 on January 07, 2016, 01:41:48 PM
Just proves money can't buy happiness...or intelligence.

Gets you a dude with a sweet nickname!

Nefaro

#3
January 07, 2016, 02:28:28 PM
Sounds more like the state justice system won the lottery. 

Especially with how much the bail gets raised every time.  Quick redistribution of wealth.  C:-)

LongBlade

#4
January 07, 2016, 02:36:28 PM
What puzzles me is why I don't have a cool street name like Hot Sauce.

Maybe I could be Tabasco.

Or Smokey Chipotle.

Hungarian Wax?

Santa Fe Grande!

Scotch Bonnet?

So many choices.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Con

#5
January 07, 2016, 02:47:14 PM
I think your street name would be more like "Preparation H" ;D

bayonetbrant

#6
January 07, 2016, 03:12:13 PM
that story has been all over the news here...
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Sir Slash

#7
January 07, 2016, 03:49:28 PM
Where were women like that when I was single?
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Martok

#8
January 07, 2016, 04:32:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 07, 2016, 03:49:28 PM
Where were women like that when I was single?
The ghetto would be my first guess. 

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LongBlade

#9
January 07, 2016, 05:01:54 PM
Quote from: Con on January 07, 2016, 02:47:14 PM
I think your street name would be more like "Preparation H" ;D

LOL

Well, that was certainly unexpected.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#10
January 07, 2016, 05:52:22 PM
I thought your street name was LongBlade? If it's not I'll take Hungarian Wax for 100.00, Alex.
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#11
January 07, 2016, 05:54:25 PM
I thought it was 'Tabasco Jim'
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#12
January 07, 2016, 07:10:05 PM
Quote from: Gusington on January 07, 2016, 05:52:22 PM
I thought your street name was LongBlade? If it's not I'll take Hungarian Wax for 100.00, Alex.

LongBlade is my given name. LongBlade VI if you must know.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Nefaro

#13
January 08, 2016, 07:11:13 PM
Made me think of:

bayonetbrant

#14
March 18, 2016, 05:47:18 AM
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