Psst...Hey, Martok!

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Martok

#600
January 25, 2016, 05:02:54 AM
A few months ago, I finally learned an important lesson -- one that should've been obvious to me from the start, but letter late than never: 

Do not read this thread before going to bed.  I have fewer nightmares now.  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

steve58

#601
January 25, 2016, 08:54:39 AM
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

Martok

#602
January 25, 2016, 09:38:12 AM
^  Disturbing, but at least they're far away from me. 



Here's a reminder as to why I should just use a flame-thrower instead of pansy-ass bug-spray: 



"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

#603
January 25, 2016, 03:17:11 PM

mirth

#604
January 26, 2016, 11:07:18 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#605
January 26, 2016, 11:11:02 AM

bob48

#606
January 26, 2016, 12:12:06 PM
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<checks in pun-log to see when we last did tree puns>
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Oops...pun log........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#607
January 26, 2016, 12:14:48 PM
We need to branch out.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#608
January 26, 2016, 12:30:41 PM
Best avoid it. Tree puns are shady business.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#609
January 26, 2016, 12:53:56 PM
Just leaf the puns to the professionals. Their bark is worse than their bite anyway. The oaks and pains of puns are survivable; willow you just stop whining about them al-reed-y?

mirth

#610
January 26, 2016, 12:56:37 PM
Wood you guys give it a rest? All this punnery has left me sapped.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#611
January 26, 2016, 01:11:30 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#612
January 26, 2016, 01:16:40 PM
We'll soon be sycamore tree puns.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

#613
January 26, 2016, 07:34:48 PM
Soon?!  Too late.  :buck2:
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

#614
January 26, 2016, 10:52:22 PM
Poor MD. Should we leave elm alone?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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