"This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"

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mirth

#180
January 19, 2016, 09:46:33 PM
The Chinese pretty much define the entire Pacific Rim as their coast.
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Gusington

#181
January 19, 2016, 10:03:50 PM
All the way to San Diego...
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Sir Slash

#182
January 19, 2016, 11:26:43 PM
Yes, they claim a 5000 mile Nautical Limit.  :P
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Staggerwing

#183
January 20, 2016, 08:04:46 AM
China subscribes to the 12-mile limit. Everything beyond 12 miles of everyone else's coast Are Belong To China.
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#184
January 20, 2016, 11:34:58 AM
Everything within 12 miles of their Coast Guard belongs to China.
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#185
January 20, 2016, 11:37:39 AM
And to make it easier for everyone, they're making their ships 12 miles in size.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

#186
January 20, 2016, 12:18:44 PM
So, according to them, they have claims on Hawaii, Alaska, California, and Washington?
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Sir Slash

#187
January 20, 2016, 01:04:12 PM
Give them Cali. It'd serve them right.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#188
January 28, 2016, 12:40:30 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Nefaro

#189
January 28, 2016, 01:05:04 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 20, 2016, 08:04:46 AM
China subscribes to the 12-mile limit. Everything beyond 12 miles of everyone else's coast Are Belong To China.

;D

OJsDad

#190
January 28, 2016, 01:07:42 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 20, 2016, 01:04:12 PM
Give them Cali. It'd serve them right.

Why do you think I left Oregon off the list.  :P
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GDS_Starfury

#191
January 28, 2016, 01:14:45 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 19, 2016, 02:27:00 PM
That's a Big-Ass Cutter target.  :o
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#192
January 30, 2016, 07:41:45 PM
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mirth

#193
January 31, 2016, 07:32:40 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#194
January 31, 2016, 10:58:38 AM
Quote from: mirth on January 31, 2016, 07:32:40 AM
More FON fun

http://news.yahoo.com/us-warship-sailed-waters-off-island-claimed-china-005832507.html?nf=1

We should sail an entire Carrier Battle Group through there to reinforce the point. Best send the Chinese some complimentary boxes of Depends first.
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