In Soviet Russia...

[LongBlade]

Rocket test YOU!

[Barthheart]

Ha! Looks like the rocket is ejected from the launcher and then the engine didn't fire. Would have been bad news if there had been a warhead.

[GDS_Starfury]

there was a warhead.  it just worked as well as the rest of Russian kit usually does.  ::)

[Nefaro]

I wonder what the warhead arming distance is on those. 

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

there was a warhead.  it just worked as well as the rest of Russian kit usually does.  ::)

That is why Vodka drink you.

[LongBlade]

In Soviet Russia...

Russians fight back.

A group of 51 refugees were brutally assaulted outside a night club in Murmansk, Russia, after they groped and molested women at a night club Saturday.

The refugees had previously been ordered to leave Norway for "bad behavior" and tried their luck in Russia. What they didn't realize when they went out clubbing in Murmansk is that Russians have less tolerance when it comes to sexual assault on local women than other European countries.

The refugees allegedly groped and harassed women in a similar manner as the assaults in Cologne on New Year's Eve. A group of male Russian took them aside to "educate" them that "Cologne is 2,500 kilometers south of here." (RELATED: Cologne Prepares For More Sexual Assaults During Carnival This Week)

The refugees tried to flee but were quickly captured by the Russians. They then took them out to the street and gave them a beating they will remember. Police arrived to break up the fight but locals report that they threw a few punches at the refugees before arresting 33 of them. Eighteen refugees were in such bad condition they had to be take to the hospital.

source: http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/04/refugees-go-clubbing-in-russia-harass-girls-wake-up-in-hospital-the-next-morning/

[Gusington]

In Soviet Russia refugees flee you! Or something. Embarrassed to say it but the above story kind of warmed my cold dead heart.

[Nefaro]

In Soviet Russia refugees flee you! Or something. Embarrassed to say it but the above story kind of warmed my cold dead heart.

Da!

[BanzaiCat]

And had that happened here in the U.S....  ::)

[Gusington]

I would feel even prouder. Just don't tell anyone.

The Wife and I actually talked about this and I asked her if it happened to her with me next to her - what would she want me to do...she begrudgingly admitted she would want me to sacrifice myself. At least she was being honest.

[BanzaiCat]

I would feel even prouder. Just don't tell anyone.

I think you misunderstood my eye-rolly-thing. I think it's great that the Russians tuned up those unwanted scumbags.

I'm saying had a bunch of "refugees" assaulted women outside of a nightclub in the U.S., the media would portray them as poor, downtrodden souls that are misunderstood and in need of hugs and counseling, and would call for anyone that tuned them up to go to jail.

[Nefaro]

And had that happened here in the U.S....  ::)

There would be an outpouring of sympathy for those 'poor disadvantaged muslim refugees' by the usual idiots.   ::)

The rest of us would say they had it coming, behaving like that.


Edit: BC beat me to it.

[Gusington]

No I understood you perfectly and unfortunately totally agree with you.

[Sir Slash]

Not to worry Gus. Nobody would touch the Grog-Father's woman. Da Grogs don't leave horses heads in people's beds. We leave people's heads in da horses' bed. 

[Gusington]

Abe Vigoda would be proud. Not that The Wife needs protecting...she can handle herself quite well if it's not 100 vs. 1.