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Boggit

#930
February 11, 2016, 01:00:26 PM
Nice Mirth! ;D

It got me thinking ...

If bread is the staff of life, what is the life of the staff?
....




One long loaf! ;)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

bayonetbrant

#931
February 11, 2016, 05:48:15 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#932
February 11, 2016, 07:28:51 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#933
February 11, 2016, 07:30:31 PM Last Edit: February 11, 2016, 07:32:43 PM by mirth
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#934
February 12, 2016, 03:31:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 05:48:15 PM

I gotta admit, this one had me laughing for a solid minute, if not longer. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

#935
February 12, 2016, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: Martok on February 12, 2016, 03:31:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 05:48:15 PM

I gotta admit, this one had me laughing for a solid minute, if not longer.

First Martok posts pics of naked spiders in order to stop an virulent outbreak of puns.

Then he laughs at a pun.

Things are looking grim.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#936
February 12, 2016, 10:49:03 PM
These are the ryhmes that wry men's souls.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#937
February 13, 2016, 08:16:07 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#938
February 13, 2016, 10:41:35 AM
You guys would have been proud last night. The melodrama I'm in opened last night and in one scene, one of the actors comes in in a ridiculous cowboy getup, a vest and chaps that are patterned like a black and white cow. The cow puns flew everywhere.

Him: "I guess I better moooooove this way."
Me: "These puns are udderly ridiculous. It would behoof you to stop."
Him: "Are you saying we should put it out to pasture?"
Me: "I've herd enough. You're really butchering your lines. It's a missteak."

And on and on. The crowd was rowdy and loved it. MD would have thrown a beer bottle at some point, I'm sure.  ;D

bayonetbrant

#939
February 13, 2016, 10:47:55 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#940
February 13, 2016, 12:29:13 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 13, 2016, 10:41:35 AM
You guys would have been proud last night. The melodrama I'm in opened last night and in one scene, one of the actors comes in in a ridiculous cowboy getup, a vest and chaps that are patterned like a black and white cow. The cow puns flew everywhere.

Him: "I guess I better moooooove this way."
Me: "These puns are udderly ridiculous. It would behoof you to stop."
Him: "Are you saying we should put it out to pasture?"
Me: "I've herd enough. You're really butchering your lines. It's a missteak."

And on and on. The crowd was rowdy and loved it. MD would have thrown a beer bottle at some point, I'm sure.  ;D

Pretty sure I would have just walked out.  Those are all just awful!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#941
February 13, 2016, 09:02:31 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#942
February 13, 2016, 09:41:59 PM
When I worked 3rd shift in the ER back in 82 I would come home at 7AM and watch Bob Ross paint his happy trees. Then I'd read a chapter or two of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance before going to bed. Somehow, that combo kept me from losing my shit until I was able to get onto 2nd shift.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#943
February 14, 2016, 12:50:17 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 13, 2016, 09:41:59 PM
When I worked 3rd shift in the ER back in 82 I would come home at 7AM and watch Bob Ross paint his happy trees. Then I'd read a chapter or two of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance before going to bed. Somehow, that combo kept me from losing my shit until I was able to get onto 2nd shift.

I f&cking HATED the 6pm-6am shift on the ambulance.

mirth

#944
February 16, 2016, 06:55:47 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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