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bayonetbrant

#960
February 25, 2016, 04:52:44 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#961
February 26, 2016, 12:12:03 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#963
March 01, 2016, 01:26:05 PM
Moo!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#964
March 01, 2016, 02:16:06 PM
Udderly ridiculous!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#965
March 01, 2016, 02:17:46 PM
you could spot that joke a mile away
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#966
March 01, 2016, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 01, 2016, 02:17:46 PM
you could spot that joke 99.5% of the jokes in this thread a mile away

Staggerwing

#967
March 01, 2016, 07:17:22 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on March 01, 2016, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 01, 2016, 02:17:46 PM
you could spot that joke 99.5% of the jokes in this thread a mile away

Casein point.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#968
March 02, 2016, 06:31:54 AM
To post more or not, that is the question. Talk about being on the horns of a dilemma.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#969
March 02, 2016, 07:44:43 AM

besilarius

#970
March 02, 2016, 07:45:21 AM
Someday, all of us have to get together in a bar with a recording system.  It would be comedy gold.
(No cameras, we're too eroded.)
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#971
March 02, 2016, 11:02:21 AM
Quote from: besilarius on March 02, 2016, 07:45:21 AM
Someday, all of us have to get together in a bar with a recording system.  It would be comedy gold.
(No cameras, we're too eroded.)

I'm fairly sure the FBI has a few episodes from various conventions of the past.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

#972
March 02, 2016, 11:23:55 AM
Quote from: bob48 on March 02, 2016, 06:31:54 AM
To post more or not, that is the question. Talk about being on the horns of a dilemma.

We've milked this pun to death.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

#973
March 02, 2016, 11:30:57 AM
After 65 pages of puns I think we've herd them all.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

#974
March 02, 2016, 11:36:44 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 02, 2016, 11:30:57 AM
After 65 pages of puns I think we've herd them all.


My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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