Terraforming Venus

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mirth

March 08, 2016, 04:30:34 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#1
March 08, 2016, 07:05:38 PM
couldn't be more difficult then terraforming your anus.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

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March 09, 2016, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 08, 2016, 07:05:38 PM
couldn't be more difficult then terraforming your anus.

Clever, Goatfury.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

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March 09, 2016, 05:17:47 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 09, 2016, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 08, 2016, 07:05:38 PM
couldn't be more difficult then terraforming your anus.

Clever, Goatfury.

Much like LB's aveeno, Gus' dog testicles, Two-ounces uggs, and MD and puns.... Goat.fury. shall be part of Grogs collective conciousness
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

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March 09, 2016, 06:10:56 PM
Quote from: Windigo on March 09, 2016, 05:17:47 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 09, 2016, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 08, 2016, 07:05:38 PM
couldn't be more difficult then terraforming your anus.

Clever, Goatfury.

Much like LB's aveeno, Gus' dog testicles, Two-ounces uggs, and MD and puns.... Goat.fury. shall be part of Grogs collective conciousness

Don't forget Wendi, Wendigo!  ;)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

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March 10, 2016, 02:32:49 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 09, 2016, 06:10:56 PM
Quote from: Windigo on March 09, 2016, 05:17:47 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 09, 2016, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 08, 2016, 07:05:38 PM
couldn't be more difficult then terraforming your anus.

Clever, Goatfury.

Much like LB's aveeno, Gus' dog testicles, Two-ounces uggs, and MD and puns.... Goat.fury. shall be part of Grogs collective conciousness

Don't forget Wendi, Wendigo!  ;)

I got Windy, but it lacks the panache of GoatFury
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

jejo68

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March 10, 2016, 04:41:22 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 08, 2016, 07:05:38 PM
couldn't be more difficult then terraforming your anus.

Reminds me of a series of ops the Danish military did in Afghanistan.
Long story short, the first was called operation Mars as it was beginning of hostility, so what better name for second operation then "operation Uranus", well the Danish officer didnt quite understand why the British officers looked at him funny for a couple of sec :)

Sir Slash

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March 10, 2016, 09:53:37 AM
The Op. name for the Russian Stalingrad encirclement was "Uranus" and that turned-out to be right on target for the Germans.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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