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GDS_Starfury

#1695
March 06, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
its like watching Mirth on a date.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

OJsDad

#1696
March 06, 2016, 01:12:16 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 03, 2016, 03:55:15 PM


Dad was a crewman on the E-4's in the late 70's early 80's.  He told me the other day that it cost $10,000 to fly back then. 

The B model is what they currently fly and were converting the A models to B's in the 80's.  Back then they were costing half a billion.  The B models have that extra hump which houses a satellite antenna.  There is a 3 rung ladder to access it.  The ladder cost $50,000 by itself. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#1697
March 07, 2016, 01:15:45 PM
Quote19-year-old Lieutenant Edwin Wright looks upon his airplane after being hit by an 88 mm shell, over the town/city of Munster, Germany. WW2

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1698
March 07, 2016, 01:17:43 PM
QuoteCommander shows pilots how to perform aerobatic maneuvers on SU-7BM. Taganrog, 1979.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#1699
March 08, 2016, 07:47:53 AM
Not sure if this should go in the Planes thread, or the Ship thread.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2KS6sfqM0fOeTdOT1ZQcXFDb0k/view
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#1700
March 08, 2016, 08:04:29 AM
That is just cool! Thanks for sharing- I'd never heard of the Brodie device before.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#1701
March 08, 2016, 12:00:38 PM
QuoteB-52H Stratofortress over Andersen AFB, Guam

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1702
March 10, 2016, 08:58:18 AM
QuoteSAC B-47 Stratojets based at Schilling AFB, Kansas in the 1950s.


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#1703
March 10, 2016, 10:00:59 AM
Jetpack Goat

mirth

#1704
March 10, 2016, 10:04:02 AM
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#1705
March 10, 2016, 11:30:51 AM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#1706
March 10, 2016, 11:32:30 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#1707
March 10, 2016, 11:34:12 AM
*low whistle* .... nice!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

#1708
March 10, 2016, 11:34:27 AM

BanzaiCat

#1709
March 10, 2016, 11:39:10 AM
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