Explosions and Shootout in Paris

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LongBlade

Good. Hopefully the CIA has a couple of black sites still up and running.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

Yup, I hope there's a small country cottage where he's wired up to the mains and relatives can go give the dial a little twist - then set fire to the c***

I'll give you Allah ackbah you wanker - the last thing you're going to see is the pigs head I sow onto your face


Gusington

The footage of the French and Belgian police capturing this animal is awesome...he looks like a rat being flushed out of a hole, which is really a disservice to rats.


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Con

I am super surprised they got him alive.  Not only did he not commit suicide but those police/army soldiers didnt blow him away thinking that he might have had a suicide vest on. 

On a side note my wife and kids are visiting my sister in Belgium whose house happens to be 1km away from all the excitement.  When they were at the local park this afternoon I get a text from my wife asking me if it is normal in Europe for 30 police/soldiers all with dogs to be running through the park waving automatic rifles.  Apparently my kids loved seeing the dogs and now want a Belgian Malinois to keep our old Swiss dog company.

Being in Belgium after being told to leave the park and go back to their house they went out and got Frites and Waffles instead and take photos....C'est ça, la différence!

Con

Staggerwing

Quote from: Con on March 18, 2016, 06:16:05 PM
I am super surprised they got him alive.  Not only did he not commit suicide but those police/army soldiers didnt blow him away thinking that he might have had a suicide vest on. 

On a side note my wife and kids are visiting my sister in Belgium whose house happens to be 1km away from all the excitement.  When they were at the local park this afternoon I get a text from my wife asking me if it is normal in Europe for 30 police/soldiers all with dogs to be running through the park waving automatic rifles.  Apparently my kids loved seeing the dogs and now want a Belgian Malinois to keep our old Swiss dog company.

Being in Belgium after being told to leave the park and go back to their house they went out and got Frites and Waffles instead and take photos....C'est ça, la différence!

Con

Wow! Glad the family wasn't any closer!
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Con

Ahh you face more danger driving in Boston with the ass hat drivers here.  I didnt dare tell her though that the airport in Brussels is probably going to be a nightmare on Sunday when they leave and she will be more pissed to find out she will be landing in a NorEaster expected to dump 8 to 12 inches of snow.  I suspect that I will be blamed for this somehow  ;)


Gusington

Totally off topic but the Belgian Malanois dogs are absolutely awesome dogs...I wanted one the worst way but was overruled by the rest of the family :/


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Con

Swissys are great as well.  Mine is really missing the boys he goes nuts when they talk to him on the iPhone.  Right now he is snoring and farting away in the office with me.  Dogs are awesome

Gusington

Mine is playing with The Wife in front of the fireplace. He did fart and almost smoked me out of the house about an hour ago. If needed he would be great to flush out terrorist rats from their holes.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Gusington on March 18, 2016, 06:37:54 PM
Totally off topic but the Belgian Malanois dogs are absolutely awesome dogs...I wanted one the worst way but was overruled by the rest of the family :/

my step brother is a k-9 officer and thats been his last 2 dogs.
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MikeGER

Quote from: LongBlade on March 18, 2016, 02:32:10 PM
Good. Hopefully the CIA has a couple of black sites still up and running.


....i heard through the channels those Syria back and for travelers had bad teeth, who need a little attention ^-^

Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Boggit

Quote from: Gusington on March 18, 2016, 06:37:54 PM
Totally off topic but the Belgian Malanois dogs are absolutely awesome dogs...I wanted one the worst way
No accounting for taste. :o Personally I prefer women. And you complain about Star's bedroom antics....? :o ;)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

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Boggit

Quote from: undercovergeek on March 18, 2016, 05:12:53 PM
Yup, I hope there's a small country cottage where he's wired up to the mains and relatives can go give the dial a little twist - then set fire to the c***

I'll give you Allah ackbah you wanker - the last thing you're going to see is the pigs head I sow onto your face
Milk the bastard for all he knows then throw him to 'Geek! :knuppel2: >:D
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Boggit

Quote from: Gusington on March 18, 2016, 05:36:28 PM
The footage of the French and Belgian police capturing this animal is awesome...he looks like a rat being flushed out of a hole, which is really a disservice to rats.
Gus is onto something here.... :2funny: O0
http://syrianperspective.com/2014/02/syrian-government-offers-adopt-a-terrorist-rat.html
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat