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Ubercat

#1155
April 30, 2016, 08:29:50 PM
I'm going to miss Frank.  :-[
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

Staggerwing

#1156
April 30, 2016, 09:06:46 PM
Quote from: Ubercat on April 30, 2016, 08:29:50 PM
I'm going to miss Frank.  :-[

He'll be back...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#1157
April 30, 2016, 09:17:51 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 30, 2016, 09:06:46 PM
Quote from: Ubercat on April 30, 2016, 08:29:50 PMI'm going to miss Frank.  :-[
He'll be back...

Not if Ahmet has anything to say about it
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#1158
April 30, 2016, 09:51:51 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Emeraldlis

#1159
May 01, 2016, 11:18:51 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 30, 2016, 03:20:47 PM
that one on the right?  That's not just a Dog, it's a Metal Dog




OMG , Brant , that made me howl laughing !!  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: That picture totally suits you MD , please never bring frank back  :D  you'd have to be cracked in the head to do that  :idiot2: And I shall of course now take great pride in annoying you as much as possible !!  :P
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

MetalDog

#1160
May 01, 2016, 12:21:28 PM
Great.  Another added to the ranks.  I'm beginning to think there aren't very many right thinking people in the world anymore :(
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#1161
May 01, 2016, 12:25:57 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 28, 2016, 07:35:07 PM
Please stop.  Those are crimes against the English language.

Do you want to hear the jump-rope joke?

Or should I ...

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skip it?

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#1162
May 01, 2016, 12:53:23 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

#1163
May 01, 2016, 12:59:26 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 12:21:28 PM
Great.  Another added to the ranks.  I'm beginning to think there aren't very many right thinking people in the world anymore :(

..its not all that bad, you have me, after all :-)))
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

OJsDad

#1164
May 01, 2016, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on May 01, 2016, 11:18:51 AM
OMG , Brant , that made me howl laughing !!  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: That picture totally suits you MD , please never bring frank back  :D  you'd have to be cracked in the head to do that  :idiot2: And I shall of course now take great pride in annoying you as much as possible !!  :P

DITTOS!!!
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

MetalDog

#1165
May 01, 2016, 01:25:33 PM
Go on.  You all have your fun.  When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#1166
May 01, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 01:25:33 PMGo on.  You all have your fun.  When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!

The ghost of MetalDog
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#1167
May 01, 2016, 03:09:15 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 01, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 01:25:33 PMGo on.  You all have your fun.  When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!

The ghost of MetalDog

MetalGhostDog: The Way of the Punurai
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Emeraldlis

#1168
May 01, 2016, 03:28:45 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 01:25:33 PM
Go on.  You all have your fun.  When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!

MD's tombstone ........" Here lies the mortal remains of MD in the graveyard at the dead center of town . Always missed , my aim is poor of late , but never forgotten .....what was the dudes name again ? Tormented in life , tormented in death by the inescapable puns of the groghead punsters . May you rest in peace-ish , until the next pun comes your way "  >:D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bob48

#1169
May 01, 2016, 05:17:24 PM
^ROFL
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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