The Truth is in there

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besilarius

May 03, 2016, 05:30:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK-lw1UzHpc

It's the only explanation of how the French rabble overcame those great empires!!!
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Sir Slash

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May 03, 2016, 06:30:54 PM
Yes, yes. It's all true. And Wellington's EMP device, hidden in his codpiece, took-out Napoleon's Tactics Microchip and won the battle of Waterloo. Same thing Crazy Horse did to Custer at Little Bighorn.  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

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May 03, 2016, 07:56:23 PM
That's no codpiece.
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Sir Slash

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May 03, 2016, 09:32:07 PM
Ohhhhh. That's why Mrs. Wellesley called him, "The Iron Duke".  ^-^
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

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May 04, 2016, 08:04:28 AM
No that was ... for something else.
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