Great Granpa was really good

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besilarius

May 03, 2016, 07:05:03 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

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May 03, 2016, 07:16:41 PM
that's pretty wild
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Gusington

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May 03, 2016, 07:55:57 PM
What about the other half?
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Sir Slash

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May 03, 2016, 09:39:56 PM
I hear before he was King, he played in the NBA. Three seasons then blew out his knee. He never dribbled--- he shot straight..... from half-court. And hit. A lot. At what he aimed at. Are you getting all these innuendos or do I have to keep making them-up?  8)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

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May 04, 2016, 08:02:50 AM
Great Grandma told me Gramps took an arrow to the knee.
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Sir Slash

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May 04, 2016, 09:17:54 AM
That's why he had to quit Adventuring and become an annoying City Guard? My Grandpa used to call me, "Payback". It had something to do between him and my Father.  :idiot2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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