Noah's Ark attacks Norwegian Coast Guard

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besilarius

June 11, 2016, 05:40:34 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

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Sir Slash

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June 12, 2016, 04:29:18 PM
Must've been the two Chimps at the controls.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Ubercat

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June 12, 2016, 08:54:26 PM
Replica?

Ummm, an original has to have existed in the first place for a replica to be made.  :D
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JasonPratt

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June 14, 2016, 03:33:29 PM
...trying to think how to explain replica Enterprises and 10,000 other things to Ubercat...
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Sir Slash

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June 14, 2016, 10:20:58 PM
The last one went crazy and attacked Mt. Arat didn't it?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#5
June 15, 2016, 08:23:00 AM
One of the Ararats anyway!  >:D
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