Las Vegas Cinna Buns

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besilarius

July 10, 2016, 05:16:51 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Steelgrave

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July 10, 2016, 05:33:22 PM
I'm not clicking on that....my imagination is bad enough  :P :o :D :uglystupid2:

bob48

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July 10, 2016, 05:54:02 PM
...I'm not gonna even read the link, never mind click on it.
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mirth

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July 10, 2016, 06:15:59 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 10, 2016, 05:54:02 PM
...I'm not gonna even read the link, never mind click on it.


Good call. I'm following yer example.
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besilarius

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July 10, 2016, 08:20:42 PM
Having trouble sleeping, are we?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#5
July 10, 2016, 10:24:35 PM
Well they aren't called 'Buns' for nothing. Hope they didn't put them back on the shelf afterward.
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Nefaro

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July 11, 2016, 11:34:29 AM
His buns were smuggling buns.

panzerde

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July 11, 2016, 06:44:49 PM
The article is amusing but not the funniest I've seen. The comments though, definitely worth reading to be able to point and laugh at the people that thought it was a real news item.

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