I wonder how you get a license to do this?

Started by Marty Ward, July 14, 2016, 09:26:45 AM

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Marty Ward

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Sir Slash

When I try that I get slapped. And called names. And not good ones either. I should start using the term, "Genital Mediation" I guess.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Steelgrave

Quote from: Marty Ward on July 14, 2016, 09:26:45 AM
"We try trendy new vagina 'massage' but at £250 a session, pleasure comes at a price"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1433891/we-try-trendy-new-vagina-massage-but-at-250-a-session-pleasure-comes-at-a-price/

Maybe we should go into business and undercut their prices....like for free   8)

Nefaro

Reminds me of the old Female Hysteria Treatment quackery from the 19th century.   ;D

bbmike

Quote from: Nefaro on July 14, 2016, 04:41:58 PM
Reminds me of the old Female Hysteria Treatment quackery from the 19th century.   ;D

Because you were alive then?  :P
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Nefaro


Sir Slash

I think Bawb was the original Female Hysteria Treatment. That's why he's banned in most Muslim countries.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

undercovergeek

but if i want a hand job in massage parlour the police can be called??


pffft

Sir Slash

It's called, "Penal Mediation" now. But yeah, it's still illegal.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Nefaro

Fixed!


Quote from: Sir Slash on July 14, 2016, 10:27:11 PM
I think Bawb['s Moustache] was the original Female Hysteria Treatment. That's why he's banned in most Muslim countries.