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mirth

#1440
September 30, 2016, 11:30:10 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#1441
September 30, 2016, 06:00:44 PM
Key phrase left off: be a man that walks 500 miles...

But I guess in this day and age, you can sexually identify yourself as a tractor trailer and not worry about having your widdle feewwwings hurt.  :buck2:

Barthheart

#1442
October 04, 2016, 09:28:29 AM

bayonetbrant

#1443
October 04, 2016, 10:13:35 AM
O0
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#1444
October 05, 2016, 07:21:28 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#1445
October 05, 2016, 09:20:39 PM
Ok.  That one's good, too.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#1446
October 10, 2016, 10:35:20 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JasonPratt

#1447
October 12, 2016, 07:28:56 AM
Lol'd a lot harder than I should have at ^^.

I'm stealing that "accord" joke pronto.

I've lived in West TN near Memphis almost all my life (except for college years in Knoxville), and I am here to testify that the "Denephew" joke is historically accurate -- that's perfectly on par with how babies are often named around here.  :buck2: (I haven't run across "Denephew" yet personally, but I fully believe that statistically there must be several trotting around.  :crazy2: )
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GDS_Starfury

#1448
October 16, 2016, 12:40:14 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#1449
October 16, 2016, 06:04:00 AM
That one's already appeared upstream somewhere :)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#1450
October 16, 2016, 07:49:12 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#1451
October 18, 2016, 11:27:02 AM




Barthheart

#1452
October 18, 2016, 11:42:37 AM

JasonPratt

#1453
October 19, 2016, 08:30:17 AM
Too cold, too cold, too cold... {shaking head}
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Bison

#1454
October 19, 2016, 11:59:02 AM
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