Describe your love life...

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Staggerwing

#15
October 23, 2016, 08:42:49 PM
So much potential comedy gold in this thread idea...

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Bison

#16
October 23, 2016, 09:08:47 PM
"You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them."

undercovergeek

#17
October 24, 2016, 04:32:16 AM
Hooo hooooo hoooo solo

Sir Slash

#18
October 24, 2016, 11:11:54 AM
Oh, this is a fun one. How about, "Judge ME by my size do you"? Or maybe, "Firing position in three minutes".
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Martok

#19
October 24, 2016, 11:18:07 AM
Quote from: Bison on October 23, 2016, 09:08:47 PM
"You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them."
Dammit.  You stole the one I was gonna use!  >:( 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#20
October 24, 2016, 11:18:30 AM
At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#21
October 24, 2016, 12:08:42 PM
"and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#22
October 24, 2016, 02:21:06 PM
"Great, kid. Don't get cocky"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#23
October 24, 2016, 02:24:19 PM
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Con

#24
October 24, 2016, 02:46:23 PM
Possible he came in through the south entrance.

bayonetbrant

#25
October 24, 2016, 02:49:13 PM
I'm out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#26
October 24, 2016, 02:50:16 PM
Break off the attack! The shield is still up!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#27
October 24, 2016, 02:50:55 PM
So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Con

#28
October 24, 2016, 02:51:26 PM
You've got something jammed in here real good.

Con

#29
October 24, 2016, 02:51:55 PM
Back door, huh? Good idea!
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