Describe your love life...

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#30
October 24, 2016, 02:52:47 PM
You are unwise to lower your defenses!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#31
October 24, 2016, 02:53:52 PM
"There is good in him. I've felt it."
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#32
October 24, 2016, 02:59:46 PM
I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#34
October 24, 2016, 09:27:24 PM
"That's no moon"    8)

Sir Slash

#35
October 24, 2016, 10:23:41 PM
"Dosa me dirty. Dosa me dirty". Wait, that wasn't Star Wars. That was from the Gungan Porn Channel.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Dammit Carl!

#36
October 25, 2016, 08:15:10 AM
"Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real. "

or

"My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh! "
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