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MetalDog

#1485
October 30, 2016, 08:19:24 AM
No anguish.  He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one.  The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.
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mirth

#1486
October 30, 2016, 09:17:18 AM
Even Siri has it in for MD


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Martok

#1487
October 30, 2016, 08:05:55 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 08:19:24 AM
No anguish.  He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one.  The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.
Indeed.  Pastis was really reaching on that one.  ::) 

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bayonetbrant

#1488
October 30, 2016, 09:17:38 PM
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MetalDog

#1489
October 30, 2016, 10:17:58 PM
That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops.  Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later.  And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot.  WTF?!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Windigo

#1490
November 01, 2016, 02:25:45 PM
Quote from: Martok on October 30, 2016, 08:05:55 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 08:19:24 AM
No anguish.  He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one.  The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.
Indeed.  Pastis was really reaching on that one.  ::)

I thought it was dad-joke genius
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mirth

#1491
November 01, 2016, 02:43:36 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 10:17:58 PM
That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops.  Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later.  And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot.  WTF?!

That was weird how they were in the middle of parking lots.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Barthheart

#1492
November 01, 2016, 03:04:57 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 01, 2016, 02:43:36 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 10:17:58 PM
That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops.  Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later.  And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot.  WTF?!

That was weird how they were in the middle of parking lots.

Cheap rent.

MetalDog

#1493
November 01, 2016, 07:12:32 PM
Ok, but why in the middle of a parking lot?  And what's weirder, they all seemed to have like a basement level.  So, who's bright idea was it to dig a hole in the middle of the lot and then slap a Fotomat on top of it?!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#1494
November 01, 2016, 08:04:13 PM
Middle of the parking lot was two things. 1 - easier to create drive-up access.  2 - easier to contain the chemical issues and the rest of the units in the strip mall didn't need to be chemical containment rated
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#1495
November 01, 2016, 08:15:01 PM
Thanks, Brant.  Hadn't realized how volatile? poisonous? developing fluid was.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#1496
November 01, 2016, 08:19:52 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on November 01, 2016, 08:15:01 PM
Thanks, Brant.  Hadn't realized how volatile? poisonous? developing fluid was.

The word you're looking for is "flammable"
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#1497
November 01, 2016, 08:34:20 PM
Or 'Explody'.
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MetalDog

#1498
November 01, 2016, 09:59:21 PM
Thank you, gents.  Knew I could count on you.
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BanzaiCat

#1499
November 02, 2016, 08:28:42 PM
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