10 Thing My Kids Will Never Understand from My Childhood.

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OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

besilarius

Well, yes, that block of kids' programming in the afternoon could be kinda lame.
But if it included Rocky n Bullwinkle, then it was a gas.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

today's homework-über-alles regime has unfortunately made the days of "get out of the house and don't come back 'til dinnertime" a thing of the long-distant past.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 03, 2016, 07:43:25 AM
today's homework-über-alles regime has unfortunately made the days of "get out of the house and don't come back 'til dinnertime" a thing of the long-distant past.

QFT
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

The thing I miss most from my childhood is Dinosaurs. What ever happened to them? I'm so old, I actually knew the Flintstones personally.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Hofstadter

Mum tried to make us go outside on weekends (26 and 25 years old now for reference). But then she realized we literally just sat on the porch all day and alternated between sleeping and reading.

Then she chased us off the porch, and realized we did exactly the same thing in the vacant lot next door.

She gave up after that
My wargaming channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx_VZ48DOrINe4XA7Bvf99A

"I earned the right to shoot Havoc!"

Nefaro

I often mention the, "no cash over the weekend unless going to the bank Fri/Sat morning" from pre-ATM times as a big one.  Good to see the writer had it in there.   :clap:  People often forget.


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2. Not being able to access money over the weekend
Before the age of the ATM or the "Do you want cash back?" option at checkout, if you didn't take out money from the bank by Friday—by physically going to the bank—you would have absolutely no way to get your own money out of your own bank account until Monday. (That one still feels weird to me.)

Bison

That article just reminded me how great it used to be...The Goonies...classic...