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mirth

#60
November 10, 2016, 11:51:43 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
I'm a transgender vegan

I think this is actually one of mirths

I'm not vegan.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#61
November 10, 2016, 12:13:56 PM Last Edit: November 10, 2016, 01:31:44 PM by bayonetbrant
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 11:51:43 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
I'm a transgender vegan

I think this is actually one of mirths

I'm not vegan.

yeah, he claims to be a vegetarian, but last weekend's date would beg to differ based on the bite marks he left her
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#62
November 10, 2016, 12:17:44 PM
She was a little too gamey for my taste.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#64
November 10, 2016, 12:28:41 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 12:27:15 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 11:51:43 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on November 10, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 10, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
I'm a transgender vegan

I think this is actually one of mirths

I'm not vegan.

So we're not disputing the transgender then?

I figured it wouldn't do any good with the lot of you.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#65
November 10, 2016, 01:03:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 10, 2016, 12:17:44 PM
She was a little too gamey for my taste.

bit marks, gamey...

buncha nerds  :nerd:

Sir Slash

#66
November 10, 2016, 01:47:38 PM
Doesn't the 'gamey' taste wash-off with some Tide and bleach? Along with vigorous scrubbing.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

#67
November 10, 2016, 01:59:35 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 01:47:38 PM
Doesn't the 'gamey' taste wash-off with some Tide and bleach? Along with vigorous scrubbing.

No, that's how you remove DNA and fingerprints.....

bayonetbrant

#68
November 10, 2016, 02:20:07 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 01:47:38 PM
Doesn't the 'gamey' taste wash-off with some Tide and bleach? Along with vigorous scrubbing.

"asking for a friend"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#69
November 10, 2016, 03:17:06 PM
Asking for Mirth so next time, his date will end better. But for whom?  :timeout:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Nefaro

#70
November 10, 2016, 03:28:32 PM
I enjoy strippers crying.

mirth

#71
November 10, 2016, 03:54:57 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on November 10, 2016, 03:28:32 PM
I enjoy strippers crying.

Who doesn't?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#72
November 10, 2016, 04:56:53 PM
You mean 'Happy Cry' or 'Sad Cry'?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#73
November 10, 2016, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 10, 2016, 04:56:53 PM
You mean 'Happy Cry' or 'Sad Cry'?

Yes.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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