Cyber Attack on Iran: "You've been.......... THUNDERSTRUCK!"

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LongBlade

#15
July 26, 2012, 04:46:33 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on July 26, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 26, 2012, 08:57:15 AM
Quote from: Gusington on July 26, 2012, 08:53:57 AM
^There's a big difference between taking out the Iranian nuclear program and trying to steal my Steam account info.

indeed, theres some serious ramifications for global peace if someone hacks into Gus' steam account


Or his porn files......... 8)

I'm not interested in seeing what Gus does after he giggles a girly "teehee." Sorry, no interest at all.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

#16
July 26, 2012, 05:09:58 PM
^Good point. Probably best to not know. Or imagine even.

besilarius

#17
July 26, 2012, 05:32:53 PM
In regards to the Shah being a natty dresser.
It is a shame that clothes horses who are dictators get no respect.  Consider Isabelle Marcos.
Have you ever seen her collection of shoes?
Or authors who are dictators.  The wife of Rumanian strongman, Nicolai Ceaucescu, wrote a twelve volume work on atomic science which every Rumanian student was encouraged to purchase.  (Notice how advanced the Rumanian sciences are today?)
And of course that great landscape artist A. Hitler never is remembered for his paintings.
Being a domineering dictator seems to trump all else in the court of public opinion.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

#18
July 26, 2012, 09:01:51 PM
My porn is definitely more secure than the Iranian nuclear servers. TEEHEE!!
Besides Thunderstruck, another good selection would have been the audio of me singing at my Bar Mitzvah.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

besilarius

#19
July 27, 2012, 06:09:38 AM
Hmmm.
Considered a career as a wedding singer, a la Adam Sandler?
You could have quite a tour at all the Grog festivities.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Centurion40

#20
July 27, 2012, 07:12:25 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 26, 2012, 04:46:33 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on July 26, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 26, 2012, 08:57:15 AM
Quote from: Gusington on July 26, 2012, 08:53:57 AM
^There's a big difference between taking out the Iranian nuclear program and trying to steal my Steam account info.

indeed, theres some serious ramifications for global peace if someone hacks into Gus' steam account


Or his porn files......... 8)

I'm not interested in seeing what Gus does after he giggles a girly "teehee." Sorry, no interest at all.

**cough... cough** BRONY!!  ;)
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#21
July 27, 2012, 09:40:11 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on July 27, 2012, 07:12:25 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 26, 2012, 04:46:33 PM

I'm not interested in seeing what Gus does after he giggles a girly "teehee." Sorry, no interest at all.

**cough... cough** BRONY!!  ;)

LoL!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#22
July 27, 2012, 10:48:46 AM
Quote from: mirth on July 27, 2012, 09:40:11 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on July 27, 2012, 07:12:25 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 26, 2012, 04:46:33 PM

I'm not interested in seeing what Gus does after he giggles a girly "teehee." Sorry, no interest at all.

**cough... cough** BRONY!!  ;)

LoL!

I thing that nailed it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

The Puss

#23
July 27, 2012, 04:51:06 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on July 26, 2012, 01:04:00 PM

And he let the women dress in contemporary fashion.



You Canadians just push the envelope of female sexuality everyday.
Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant
Si vis pacem, para bellum

Gusington

#24
July 28, 2012, 04:34:14 PM
Not really Bes...I can't properly express how horrible my singing was. Audio of it would see Iranians defect in the dozens at least.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

besilarius

#25
July 29, 2012, 08:27:03 AM
Well, the trick then, is to have a warm up act.  They start off, and encourage everybody to start dancing, and drinking.  A little eating, a little drinking, a little happines, a little drinking.
By the time you come on, they've got a warm glow, are dancing, and kissing.  They'll love ya baby.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

#26
July 29, 2012, 06:37:09 PM
You were always a big fan, Bes :)
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd
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