Good god - this looks awful!

Started by JudgeDredd, December 08, 2016, 05:59:56 PM

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JudgeDredd

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

panzerde

Well, I certainly wouldn't have guessed from the trailer that the story it was trying to tell was about Hurtgen Forest...

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

mirth

I figured Leni Rifenstahl was back from the dead and making movies again.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

I see the 'Hurt-gen', but where's the Forest? Looks like a re-enacters slow weekend.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Sir Slash on December 08, 2016, 07:52:52 PM
Looks like a re-enacters slow weekend.
HA! My thought exactly.

Though...JD, I'll see your awful and raise you SS DOOMTROOPER.

If you've never seen SS DOOMTROOPER, count yourself as one amazingly lucky human being.

panzerde

Quote from: mirth on December 08, 2016, 06:20:33 PM
I figured Leni Rifenstahl was back from the dead and making movies again.


Some Wagner would do wonders at improving the soundtrack.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

BanzaiCat

I'd watch Uwe Boll redo Star Trek before this nonsense.

Sir Slash

At least they got it in the right place-- way out in the corn field.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

It's the lesser known Battle of the Hurtgen Cornfield.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Pete Dero

Quote from: mirth on December 08, 2016, 10:42:12 PM
It's the lesser known Battle of the Hurtgen Cornfield.

Yeah, everybody remembers the following battle : the big german summer offensive, also known as the Battle of the Bulge (many casualties were due to heat exhaustion)

Sir Slash

Won by Capt. America and Nick Fury driving trucks full of Gatorade through to the front lines....just in time.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on December 09, 2016, 11:54:15 AM
Won by Capt. America and Nick Fury driving trucks full of Gatorade through to the front lines....just in time.

As portrayed in Captain America: The First Refresher
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus