Did Y'all Schedule a GrogHeads Vacation Without Me?!

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bayonetbrant

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Emeraldlis

That explains the VERY happy jolly pilot we had a couple of weeks ago on a trip to Paris ........man , that guy must have been knocking back most of the booze by himself , defo a groghead I'd say  ;D ;D  I meant to tell you about the trip Brant ........honest  ::) must have slipped my mind after that last mojito ......altitude + alcohol + 2 crazy girlfriends, can cause temporary memory loss/mind slips / unaccounted for time loss!!!!....plus all the other grogs said they'd already told you , but they WERE  mid swig when they said that :hide: :hide:

( I need a guy swinging a beer emoji around here !!!!......sheesh , there's just not enough tiny yellow emoji faces to fully express myself  :2funny: )
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bob48

I wonder if we had a bigger selection we could actually have a conversation just using 'em?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

Yes, we definitely need a 'Drinking Emote'. One with a big moustache.  <:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Emeraldlis

Quote from: bob48 on December 16, 2016, 11:20:54 AM
I wonder if we had a bigger selection we could actually have a conversation just using 'em?

Quote from: Sir Slash on December 16, 2016, 12:33:02 PM
Yes, we definitely need a 'Drinking Emote'. One with a big moustache.  <:-)


Men ....having conversations involving emotions and feeeeeeeelings and stuff ......WOW .....didn't know such a thing existed  :o but I guess if a drinking emoji is involved we might just get somewhere  :P ;)
"Specially if it's got a stache " hahaha  ;D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Emeraldlis

I should certainly hope so ....*shudder*   :DD my hormone levels don't require me to start shaving just yet !
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bob48

You can borrow mine - just groom it and don't feed it after midnight.

LOL - reminds me of the wig that my missus had after she had chemo - she only wore it once and then said 'bugger it' and took to wearing a banana bandana instead. Anyroadup - on occasions, for a laugh, we would wait until we had visitors and put it under the coffee table with a saucer of milk and see how long it took for someone to wonder why 'it' did not move. Oh how we chuckled.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

And you all thought my denture pranks were bad.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

No, actually, I'm thinking of trying a couple of them myself.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

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Emeraldlis

Quote from: bob48 on December 17, 2016, 05:10:56 PM
You can borrow mine - just groom it and don't feed it after midnight.

LOL - reminds me of the wig that my missus had after she had chemo - she only wore it once and then said 'bugger it' and took to wearing a banana bandana instead. Anyroadup - on occasions, for a laugh, we would wait until we had visitors and put it under the coffee table with a saucer of milk and see how long it took for someone to wonder why 'it' did not move. Oh how we chuckled.

Bob , I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in your house !!, :2funny: I really hope you caught someone out with that one .....it's just too funny !!

How is your wife now ? I hope she's doing better and recovered :)  I have a friend going through chemo at the moment , and it's no joke !! He's an alcoholic , but he goes for long periods without touching a drop ,  but then his illness kicks in and he goes on a bender , I've seen him at deaths door a couple of times and it's heartbreaking  :-\  the hospital were refusing to treat his cancer at first , which just made me madder than hell . He can't help his illness , either the drinking or the cancer . But thankfully he's getting treatment now . The world is a messed up judgemental place at times  >:(
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog