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Started by mirth, November 24, 2016, 09:40:53 AM

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BanzaiCat

That IS a bummer.

But I don't get the meh-ness. I mean, it's not nearly as cool as a Weaver-Biehn Aliens 5, but it's not too bad.

mirth

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 12, 2017, 09:05:32 PM
But I don't get the meh-ness. I mean, it's not nearly as cool as a Weaver-Biehn Aliens 5, but it's not too bad.

The Convenant trailer just seems like more of the same from Prometheus. Stupid people falling victim to their stupidity.
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BanzaiCat

I'm not much of a fan of Prometheus. I don't get how they couldn't stick with cannon...fucking studios. It looks like they're going back to the original movie more so with no black lava lamp sludge, thank goodness. Still I'll probably wait to see what the Rotten Tomatoes score is before I actually go see it at the theater. Otherwise it might just be a streaming site view eventually.

Gusington

It's doesn't look nearly as good as...Alien 3.
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

Quote from: Gusington on January 12, 2017, 09:45:58 PM
It's doesn't look nearly as good as...Alien 3.

I left something in my toilet today that was better than Alien 3.....and way scarier.

Gusington

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

SPIDERMAN THREAD NOW YES


Sir Slash

Sorry. You want the Loading Dock for deliveries-in-the-rear, not the roof.  <:-)
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JasonPratt

Back on topic (briefly) (sort-of): here's a video of Alex Jones going full retard in his review of the Alien: Covenant trailer, where (I kid you not) he tries to argue that the Alien series (including Prometheus and this movie) is part of a conspiracy by the transhumanist cabal ruling the world to make people more comfortable with the idea of being genetically manipulated against their will.

The Alien series. Making people more comfortable with this.



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mirth

^I'm going pass on that. The mainstream media is plenty loopy enough these days.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

The Info Wars guy there is the subject of MANY an entertaining meme, though.


mirth

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 13, 2017, 12:25:29 PM
The Info Wars guy there is the subject of MANY an entertaining meme, though.

Almost as good as Spiderman memes!



"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus