Dice Discussion

Started by Bison, January 17, 2017, 11:12:57 AM

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bbmike

Quote from: mirth on January 19, 2017, 03:33:31 PM
Well, I just did my taxes and, for the first time in years, I owe. So there will not be any fancy dice in my foreseeable future.

Wait, taxes? This is one of the few times having those kids should have been a help!   :P
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BanzaiCat

Having kids to a point helps a lot on taxes. But virtually overnight, from one year to the next, you'll go from having a 7,000-dollar refund to maybe 1500 if you're lucky, and then if you're not you'll end up owing. I always pull the max amount of fed tax from my paychecks so we don't have to deal with that, but the last few years have been very lean. Our last refund was less than a grand. Thanks, Obama.

mirth

The ex gets to claim the kids, so I'm SOL there.
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: mirth on January 21, 2017, 09:33:16 AM
The ex gets to claim the kids, so I'm SOL there.

Claim Gus
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Bison

What's the going tax credit on hobbits? 

Staggerwing

Quote from: mirth on January 21, 2017, 09:33:16 AM
The ex gets to claim the kids, so I'm SOL there.

You don't each claim one, switching every year?
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mirth

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 21, 2017, 04:10:59 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 21, 2017, 09:33:16 AM
The ex gets to claim the kids, so I'm SOL there.

You don't each claim one, switching every year?

Nope. She and her lawyer made sure of that.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Nefaro

Ahhhh marriage. 

Once they got papers on you, you're at their mercy.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Bison on January 21, 2017, 12:52:17 PM
What's the going tax credit on hobbits?

What about second tax cut?

bayonetbrant

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Nefaro

Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 25, 2017, 04:57:39 PM
http://geekandsundry.com/what-makes-dice-fair/


More people should watch the first few minutes of that card shuffling vid.


Dunno how many times I've seen people use the crappy "overhand" card shuffling style.  Then complain, "I swear that I shuffled these!" when the same cards are still clumped together afterward.  Drives me a bit crazy because it's obvious that type of card shuffle doesn't really shuffle them.   L:-)

bbmike

Now if we could just find an article on how unfair Vassal dice rolls are.  :-"
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-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

BanzaiCat

I still struggle with the riffle/dovetail method. I remember my grandfather/family able to so easily and smoothly do that - it was so impressive! I never got the hang of it.

Nefaro

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 26, 2017, 08:50:24 AM
I still struggle with the riffle/dovetail method. I remember my grandfather/family able to so easily and smoothly do that - it was so impressive! I never got the hang of it.

My mother taught me when I was 9 years old. 

Don't remember how I was taught, but it seemed pretty simple from the start and required little practice *shrug*  Perhaps it's easiest to learn at an early age?