The Great, White Winter of 2017

[Gusington]

And Big Gonnorhea Sundays (in March).

[BanzaiCat]

^ Isn't that every day, along with Melanoma Mondays?

[Sir Slash]

Sun Screen and Penicillin are available at reasonable prices everywhere in Florida. Along with lotion for rug-burns.

[mirth]

Along with lotion for rug-burns.

aka Aveeno

[Gusington]

Took my in-laws to the airport for their annual two month trip to Hawaii. We get to take care of their 150 pound Rottweiler while they are away. He likes ramming our walls, pissing in corners and wrestling with our 110 pound Swiss mountain dog. My daughters get home in 15 minutes. Wife is still in Vegas until tomorrow. In the next twelve hours the winter will truly arrive...I'll be wishing for gonorrhea.

[Sir Slash]

When the going gets tough......

[Gusington]

The tough...get the clap?

[BanzaiCat]

The tough...get the clap?

Clap on (clap clap) Clap off (clap clap)

[Sir Slash]

When the going gets tough.....

The tough get a 150 pound Rottie to take care of.

[BanzaiCat]

Sounds like it would be Gus pissing in the corners eventually.

[mirth]

Sounds like it would be Gus pissing in the corners eventually.

He can only hold it for so long

[BanzaiCat]

All that estrogen in the house might make his testosterone kick in and his nuttys might finally drop!

[mirth]

All that estrogen in the house might make his testosterone kick in and his nuttys might finally drop!

But then he'll lose that lovely choir boy soprano he's got going on!

[BanzaiCat]

Maybe he'll start humping hawt baus's leg?

[mirth]

Maybe he'll start humping hawt baus's leg?

HR told him he can't do that anymore.