The Great, White Winter of 2017

[BanzaiCat]

What HR doesn't know won't hurt 'em, eh?

Surely New York has no-tell motels?

[mirth]

I think New York invented them.

[BanzaiCat]

And the NY State Militia probably has a few on retainer, or offer "Minute-man" discounts...  O:-)

[bayonetbrant]

"Minute-man"

You've probably giving him about 48 seconds more credit than he deserves

[Gusington]

The Wife gets home tonight at 6 at which point I will drink my prerequisite 4 ounces of beer, fart, and pass out. I win.

[BanzaiCat]

The Wife gets home tonight at 6 at which point I will drink my prerequisite 4 ounces of beer, fap 16 times, fart, and pass out. I win.

ftfy

[Sir Slash]

With all that to look forward to, why wouldn't she rush home?

[Gusington]

She's bringing pizza!!!

[BanzaiCat]

AND HE'S OFFLINE...pizza and his hawt wife?

[Gusington]

Five slices later and I'm back. The week in Vegas was not kind to The Wife...she looks like hell! Don't tell her I said that.

[BanzaiCat]

What's her number?

[Gusington]

Hmm...6 out of 10.

[Sir Slash]

What happens in Vegas, sometimes comes home with you making you look like hell. And forcing you to buy pizza for your Hubby. Still, she's been gone so give her a big  :hug:

[BanzaiCat]

^ Are you saying she's fat?

[Sir Slash]

I'm saying she's 'fat' with 'love' for marrying Gus. If your wife's been away, always give her a big hug  :hug: when she comes home. It makes them wonder what you've either been up to or broken while they were away.