The Great, White Winter of 2017

Started by MetalDog, January 05, 2017, 11:55:59 PM

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BanzaiCat

You've obviously been married a long time, the way you verbally move. Dance, puppet, dance! :)

Sir Slash

I been married my whole life-- in one form or another. The Art of Passive Control is a hard one to explain and..... they might be listening.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

Quote from: Sir Slash on January 28, 2017, 10:51:37 AM
I been married my whole life-- in one form or another. The Art of Passive Control is a hard one to explain and..... they might be listening.

They're always listening.   :knuppel2:
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Gusington

Sir Slash should run for president of something or other.

I did give her a hug. The Wife brought some pics back and she looks very good in those, so I suppose this is what I signed up for. This year is the 20th we've been together [15 married].

Jeebus.

It's snowing outside.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

MetalDog

Jeebus loves you.  This I know.  And so does your Wife.

Awesome!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

This September will also be my 20th anniversary of blissful marriage to my wonderful, understanding wife. As you can tell, I'm already practicing my kissing-up in case I f--k-up the Anniversary present.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

She walked into the room as you were typing, didn't she?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

OJsDad

May 10 will be my wife and I's 20th anniversary also. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

MetalDog

Congrats to all those with long running partnerships.  As much freedom as I get to do whatever I want whenever I want never gets old.  I envy you guys.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

trailrunner

This July will be our 34th anniversary.  We were never big on celebrating it, so I have no pressure to do anything special.  Same thing for Valentine's day.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

W8taminute

"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

mirth

Fortunately, that isn't mine. I feel the pain though. My car had that much ice on it this past Tuesday.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

Whomever's it is, they should have got back inside and got some boiling water to pour over the handle instead of yanking on it like a gorilla.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys