Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

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mirth

#360
January 29, 2017, 05:16:38 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on January 29, 2017, 04:55:37 PM
Irony comes to this forum to die a lingering, pointless un-death.  ::)

Irony and I have something in common.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#361
January 29, 2017, 06:13:59 PM
Ironically!

(I feel like there should be a Jack Sparrow meme here somehow...)
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mirth

#362
January 29, 2017, 06:46:04 PM
Or an Alanis Morrissette meme.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#363
January 29, 2017, 07:50:52 PM

Nefaro

#364
January 29, 2017, 09:09:14 PM
This thread is beginning to make me wanna ...


mirth

#365
January 29, 2017, 09:11:36 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on January 29, 2017, 09:09:14 PM
This thread is beginning to make me wanna ...




Taking the easy way out....
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#366
January 29, 2017, 10:56:34 PM
Looks like his position has been phasered-out. Even Mc Coy couldn't fix that.  :buck2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#367
January 30, 2017, 07:18:18 AM
Quote from: mirth on January 29, 2017, 09:11:36 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on January 29, 2017, 09:09:14 PM
This thread is beginning to make me wanna ...




Taking the easy way out....

It's funner to take the long way home.

Sir Slash

#368
January 30, 2017, 11:25:10 AM
Undertakers got to hate phasers. What's left to bury? Not even a puddle of pooh. This could put them out of business. Then what would we do with all that Kleenix?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#369
January 30, 2017, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 30, 2017, 11:25:10 AM
Then what would we do with all that Kleenix?

Star would find a use for it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#370
February 01, 2017, 02:59:08 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on January 29, 2017, 04:55:37 PM
Irony comes to this forum to die a lingering, pointless un-death.  ::)
I thought it just sobbed quietly in a corner when it visited here. 



Quote from: mirth on January 30, 2017, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 30, 2017, 11:25:10 AM
Then what would we do with all that Kleenix?

Star would find a use for it.
Damn.  You beat me to the punchline.  (Even if it an obvious one).  :P 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Sir Slash

#371
February 01, 2017, 03:18:53 PM
Oh. Does Star's nose run a lot?  ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#372
February 01, 2017, 06:18:51 PM
Mostly in winter.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#373
February 01, 2017, 07:50:01 PM
Who's 'Winter'? Is she professional or just a Star-Groupie?  <:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#374
February 02, 2017, 12:56:15 AM
its Mirth's stage name.

and he doesn't so much cry as leak.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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