More Headline News From Maine

[mirth]

http://www.pressherald.com/2017/02/28/windham-man-is-comforted-when-he-sees-jesus-image-in-toast/

[BanzaiCat]

http://www.pressherald.com/2017/02/28/windham-man-is-comforted-when-he-sees-jesus-image-in-toast/

He knows when you are toasting, he knows when you marmalade

[mirth]

Hasn't Jesus suffered enough? Does he really need to be toasted?

[Sir Slash]

I once saw Rosie O'Donnell's face in a cheese danish. No. Wait, that was a cheese danish in Rosie O'Donnell's face. My bad.

[BanzaiCat]

I saw a t-shirt over at the T-Shirt Hell website with Jesus proclaiming, "I just got my nails did" or something like that. Do the math as to what it was referring to.  ;D

[mirth]

Now you can buy the Toast of Christ

http://www.pressherald.com/2017/03/02/windham-mans-toast-with-jesus-face-now-listed-on-ebay-for-25000/

[Sir Slash]

Thirty pieces of silver?  :-X

[mirth]

[DoctorQuest]

I am sure it is because I am a heathen, but I just can't see it. I see a Dalmatian puppy.

[mirth]

I am sure it is because I am a heathen, but I just can't see it. I see a Dalmatian puppy.

101 Slices of Toast

[mirth]

Just when you thought the Jesus toast story couldn't be topped

http://www.pressherald.com/2017/03/02/central-maine-burn-victim-was-playing-with-lighter-fluid-fire-marshal-says/

[BanzaiCat]

And you can get this beaut for $22 + shipping! Lots cheaper than overpriced randomly scorched bread.

[mirth]

<smh>

http://www.pressherald.com/2017/03/07/interpretive-dancer-pretends-to-vomit-among-other-things-at-portland-council-meeting/

[DoctorQuest]

"Keep Portland weird."

[bayonetbrant]

Portlandia, East