Fly the Friendly Skies

Started by mirth, April 10, 2017, 11:45:19 AM

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bbmike

I'm guessing the passenger is off to Disney World now (via Uber).
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

Just another thought on flying.

Any of us that fly a lot know that the flight crews, airline workers at the airports and even the companies good job.  Do the drop the ball sometimes yes.  But I've watched them keep their cool and composure when passengers go out of their way to be complete jacka##s.  Passengers that think that a $250 ticket makes them king of the world.  Passengers that think because the travel a lot, the rules don't apply to them.  Luckily, it doesn't happen too much.  But every once in awhile, I'm hoping the flight crew will kick a passenger off the plane at 20,000ft. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

I flew a few weeks ago for the first time since 9/11. I was a bit taken aback by how much it has become a purely numbers experience. Crammed into a tiny seat on a cramped plane with minimal amenities. It was depressing and made me glad I don't have to fly regularly.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

I fly every couple of months for work and have been for the last 15 years. The downward spiral of the classiness of flying is unbelievable.... passengers are no more than cattle now and probably less due to PETA fighting for the cattle....
The "new" 777 has 19" wide seats! The fold down table is not large enough to hold my laptop so I can work from here to the left coast. Sure glad I'm not a large person....  :P


bbmike

Quote from: OJsDad on April 27, 2017, 07:06:00 PM
Just another thought on flying.

Any of us that fly a lot know that the flight crews, airline workers at the airports and even the companies good job.  Do the drop the ball sometimes yes.  But I've watched them keep their cool and composure when passengers go out of their way to be complete jacka##s.  Passengers that think that a $250 ticket makes them king of the world.  Passengers that think because the travel a lot, the rules don't apply to them.  Luckily, it doesn't happen too much.  But every once in awhile, I'm hoping the flight crew will kick a passenger off the plane at 20,000ft.

The passengers that don't know what the fine print on their ticket says or what Federal regulations say.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

Quote from: Barthheart on April 27, 2017, 07:25:38 PM
passengers are no more than cattle now

That's exactly what it felt like to me.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

I'll add that my flights were short - less than 2 hours one way and non-stop. I can't imagine being on a longer flight under those conditions. I'd lose my mind.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

Quote from: mirth on April 27, 2017, 07:19:33 PM
I flew a few weeks ago for the first time since 9/11. I was a bit taken aback by how much it has become a purely numbers experience. Crammed into a tiny seat on a cramped plane with minimal amenities. It was depressing and made me glad I don't have to fly regularly.

+1. It's one of the reasons I prefer to drive 14 hours to get to Florida these days.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Gusington

Cattle are treated better. I have always hated flying. I'd rather take a train or car almost anywhere.

That said, I am flying to Chicago next week on United. I'm sure it will be awesome :/


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Barthheart

Try 14 hours crammed into a flight from Toronto to Tel Aviv....  :crazy2:

mirth

Quote from: bbmike on April 27, 2017, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 27, 2017, 07:19:33 PM
I flew a few weeks ago for the first time since 9/11. I was a bit taken aback by how much it has become a purely numbers experience. Crammed into a tiny seat on a cramped plane with minimal amenities. It was depressing and made me glad I don't have to fly regularly.

+1. It's one of the reasons I prefer to drive 14 hours to get to Florida these days.

I was trying to figure out a flight to get to Origins. After my experience 3 weeks ago, I decided a 13 hour drive didn't seem so bad.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

Quote from: Barthheart on April 27, 2017, 07:33:58 PM
Try 14 hours crammed into a flight from Toronto to Tel Aviv....  :crazy2:

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

Quote from: Barthheart on April 27, 2017, 07:33:58 PM
Try 14 hours crammed into a flight from Toronto to Tel Aviv....  :crazy2:

Hell no. I seriously don't think I could do it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

Quote from: mirth on April 27, 2017, 07:34:50 PM
Quote from: bbmike on April 27, 2017, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 27, 2017, 07:19:33 PM
I flew a few weeks ago for the first time since 9/11. I was a bit taken aback by how much it has become a purely numbers experience. Crammed into a tiny seat on a cramped plane with minimal amenities. It was depressing and made me glad I don't have to fly regularly.

+1. It's one of the reasons I prefer to drive 14 hours to get to Florida these days.

I was trying to figure out a flight to get to Origins. After my experience 3 weeks ago, I decided a 13 hour drive didn't seem so bad.

I'll buy you a drink when you get there.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak