Alien: Covenant

[mirth]

"Mother will this be better than Alien 3?"

Yes, my son.

[Gusington]

"Mother where is Goatfury?"

[mirth]

"Mother where is Goatfury?"

4 meters above you.

[Gusington]

'Mother what happened to LB?'

[mirth]

Aquaman dragged him down.

[Gusington]

'Mother why is Aquaman a superhero?'

[JasonPratt]

Read the Peter David run and ask again later.

[JasonPratt]

"Mother, will there be Predators?"

[Gusington]

You're not mother. Are you going to eat my face?

[mirth]

'Mother why is Aquaman a superhero?'

System error

[Gusington]

'Mother why is monogamy an accepted practice?'

[mirth]

Because a woman can be meaner than a Xenomorph.

[Gusington]

'Mother when will my power come back on?'

[mirth]

Five minutes after you leave for Chicago.

[Gusington]

'Mother you ignorant slut - it just came back on.'