The Great, White Winter of 2017

[Gusington]

I don't think so. The storm got pretty bad right when I was originally slated for take off. I'd be at The Earl of Sandwich bar oggling the ugly, rude bartender for another 8 hours. At home without power is slightly better.

[Toonces]

I told you so.

[Toonces]

You wouldn't be there alone.  You'd be there with all those stranded co-eds coming home from spring break, all doing shots and maybe even having an impromptu wet t-shirt contest on the bar.  You're sitting there watching pre-season football on the big screen TV with a tall cool gin and tonic, and two chicks are making out in the corner.

That could have been you, not sitting in the dark with the repair guy for company, cleaning up dog poop from the rug because your dog doesn't want to go out in the rain. 

Yeah. 

[Staggerwing]

Dark Toonces- how did you escape your otherworldly prison... and what have you done with Light Toonces?!

[Toonces]

Haha.

and he can't even respond because he doesn't have any power so his internet router is out.

Bwahahahaha!   >:D

[Toonces]

This is the Toonces you get when he can't drink scotch.  I like to think of it as my Jack Torrance side.

[Staggerwing]

This is the Toonces you get when he can't drink scotch.  I like to think of it as my Jack Torrance side.

This won't end well...

[mirth]

This is the Toonces you get when he can't drink scotch.  I like to think of it as my Jack Torrance side.

This won't end well...

Welcome to Maine

[Toonces]

I need to remember to make that my avatar next winter.  The resemblance is striking.   ::)

[Gusington]

Only three more months 'til fall!

[Toonces]

Well well well, look who got power. 

[Windigo]

Only three more months 'til fall!

That's Canada

[Staggerwing]

Only three more months 'til fall!

That's Canada

And Mirthheim

[mirth]

Only three more months 'til fall!

That's Canada

And Mirthheim

Frigid land of the damned.

[Gusington]

 

Sitting at airport now waiting for my flight that boards in 2 hours. It smells like onions and old people.