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Started by mirth, November 24, 2016, 09:40:53 AM

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

ghostryder

#301
man that sucks. I was soooo looking forward to this. Now it's just a free netflix watch.


wait a minute: it's at 88% at rotten tomatoes so maybe it's not so bad?

http://ew.com/movies/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-ew-review/

mirth

This review is about what I expected

http://www.denofgeek.com/uk/movies/alien/49203/alien-covenant-review

Still on the fence about seeing it in a theater
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

At least there were, in fact, more colonists than just the crew. So I can stop complaining about how needlessly dumb that was. ;)  O0
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mirth

What's ridiculous is that people would keep signing up to work on Weyland-Yutani spaceships/colonies. W-Y must offer some serious hazard pay.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

They have Farmers Insurance or something.
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JasonPratt

Jahns really liked it. "Good time, no alcohol required."

ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Sir Slash

Yeah, I'd fly United before I'd fly Weyland.  :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

SirAndrewD

Reviews seem mostly positive, and Fox didn't opt for a review embargo. 

Strangely, if you go by RT, Top Critics are a lot more positive than general reviewers.  It's usually the opposite. 

Many of the negative reviews are saying it's too much like the first two movies.  I guess that's ok with me.   We'll see. 

I'm going on next Tuesday in my Weyland-Yutani hat and Weyland Corp shirt.  I will judge it fairly.  I hope it's a good ride.
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ghostryder


Steelgrave

Quote from: Sir Slash on May 08, 2017, 10:26:24 PM
Yeah, I'd fly United before I'd fly Weyland.  :2funny:

According to this issue of The Weyland-Yutani Inflight Magazine I found in front of my seat (April 2104 issue), in 2067 United and Delta merged to form W-T. Makes sense!

Gusington

I am still going to see this in the theater.
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mirth

I'm going to read the Wikipedia page.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd