Death Watch for Ole Phil??

Started by Centurion40, August 15, 2012, 02:42:32 PM

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Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

undercovergeek

I would have said we lost him a while ago based on the evidence in that picture

Zombie royal family anyone?

LongBlade

Wow. They both have certainly overseen a few eras.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Silent Disapproval Robot

I wonder if he'll get his wish and come back as a humanity destroying virus.

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In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.


Having said that, he's got some great quotes:


-To president Kenyatta during Kenya's independence, as the Union Jack was lowered
"Are you sure you want to go ahead with this, old chap?"


-Meeting Nigeria's president, who was in robes
"You look like you are ready for bed."

-Talking to a British student in Papua New Guniea
"You managed not to get eaten then?"


-Discussing the return of Hong Kong to China
"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. "


-Talking to a driving instructor in Scotland
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"


-To a fashion writer at a World Wildlife Fund gathering
"You're not wearing mink knickers, are you?"


-To a blind woman with a guide dog
"Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?"

Gusington

How did he get all those medals? For the witty one liners?
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LongBlade

Quote from: Gusington on August 17, 2012, 04:43:55 PM
How did he get all those medals? For the witty one liners?

I think it comes with the castle and queen.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

Bear in mind that he was a serving naval officer in WW2, so they aint all just show.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Mr. Bigglesworth

#7
"During the invasion of Sicily, in July 1943, as second in command of HMS Wallace, he saved his ship from a night bomber attack. He devised a plan to launch a raft with smoke floats that successfully distracted the bombers allowing the ship to slip away unnoticed. " - wiki


Saving his ship is worthy of respect.


The witty lines are a bonus.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on August 19, 2012, 06:48:19 PM
"During the invasion of Sicily, in July 1943, as second in command of HMS Wallace, he saved his ship from a night bomber attack. He devised a plan to launch a raft with smoke floats that successfully distracted the bombers allowing the ship to slip away unnoticed. " - wiki


Saving his ship is worthy of respect.


The witty lines are a bonus.

Indeed. My apologies. I stand correct.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

But some do come with the outfit and depend on the position that one holds in the Royal Household.

One of our Governor Generals.  She never served a day in the armed forces:

Any time is a good time for pie.

Gusington

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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

0kult13

Notice the size diffrence in ears.

Centurion40

Quote from: Gusington on August 20, 2012, 07:12:53 AM
^Interesting...

Apparently the GG is the issuing authority for some medals and awards, therefore the GG gets to sport them on uniforms.  Probably the same thing goes with their Majesties, as the GG is Her Majesty's rep in Canada.
Any time is a good time for pie.