Better check your toilet...

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TheCommandTent

August 17, 2012, 09:49:01 PM
QuoteYour toilet could be a ticking time bomb. A problem with flushing mechanisms that causes toilets to explode has prompted a recall of 2.3 million toilets in the U.S. and 9,400 in Canada.

There have already been 304 complaints of exploding devices bursting, causing 14 "impact or laceration injuries," according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/toilet-ticking-time-bomb-exploding-toilets-prompt-recall-165951952--finance.html


"Impact or laceration injuries," talk about having a bad day.
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LongBlade

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August 17, 2012, 09:55:43 PM
Got a smilie for that!
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besilarius

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August 18, 2012, 08:45:46 AM
Other than the obvious thoughts on this disaster in the making, what does this say in regards to US versus Canadian use of toilets?
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Silent Disapproval Robot

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August 18, 2012, 02:15:38 PM
In his seminal work Hard Ticket to Hawaii, writer/director/producer/boobie wrangler Andy Sidaris predicted just such a doomsday scenario.  The real culprit behind the exploding toilet phenomenon is the deadly radioactive toilet snake.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTeXY-sLMy0

Remember kids, multibarrel rocket launchers aren't just good for toilet snakes, they're also good for inflatable sex dolls used by skateboarding hitmen as clever distractions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzv_6dFtKDE&feature=related

Gusington

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August 18, 2012, 03:00:13 PM
 :o
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Centurion40

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August 19, 2012, 10:26:07 PM
Quote from: besilarius on August 18, 2012, 08:45:46 AM
Other than the obvious thoughts on this disaster in the making, what does this say in regards to US versus Canadian use of toilets?

There are more Flushmate equipped toilets and Chinese drywall, at play in the the US vs. Canada.  The Casa de 40 is rife with Flushmater 400 series.  I just checked.
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Windigo

#6
August 20, 2012, 03:14:58 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

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August 20, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
My toilet is my domain, and all of my domains were made in the USA. Thank God.
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Silent Disapproval Robot

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August 20, 2012, 10:23:42 PM
That's just what the radioactive toilet snake wants you to think.

LongBlade

#9
August 21, 2012, 12:26:20 AM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on August 20, 2012, 10:23:42 PM
That's just what the radioactive toilet snake wants you to think.

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Not all those who wander are lost;
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