The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2017 Thread

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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: OJsDad on August 25, 2017, 07:25:14 AM
I'm dreaming of a white Halloween.

both BLM and the Trump staff would like a word with you.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

It's been a surprisingly mild August so far -- highs have been mostly in the 70's, lower 80's at worst.  I've been able to wear my jeans (as opposed to shorts) for the last four days now, which has been a nice change.  The only downside (if you can call it that) is that it's rained practically every other day this summer, but I'm not complaining if it means we get cooler temperatures in exchange. 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 26, 2017, 12:03:25 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on August 25, 2017, 07:25:14 AM
I'm dreaming of a white Halloween.

both BLM and the Trump staff would like a word with you.
;D

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

"Invest 92" Is shitting all over my weekend. I got 5 inches of rain last night from dark to about mid-night and more on the way. What did that damned eclipse do to us anyway?  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

No one wants a white Halloween. In 2011 we got a foot of snow here on Halloween and with some leaves on some of the trees, it looked like a WWI battlefield. We didn't have power for two weeks. Everyone remembers superstorm Sandy and tropical storm Irene, but almost no one remembers the white Halloween. That storm really fucked us up.

All that said it's going to be in the 40s here tonight (and it was last night) and looks like we have cool weather for the next 7-10 days. Fall arrived early maybe? I fear for the Commander's sanity.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

trailrunner

I was on my bicycle in the Virginia countryside at 0730 this morning.  Almost felt chilly at the start, even though it's still August.  It was a nice day for a ride, so I'm not complaining.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat


Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat


mirth

Put the fan in the window overnight. Down to about 54 inside the house this morning.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

Quote from: OJsDad on August 28, 2017, 05:46:52 AM
Friday our high is supposed to be 69.

67 here on Friday. We're only breaking 70 a couple times this week.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.