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Barthheart

#120
September 08, 2017, 09:29:25 AM
Quote from: Gusington on September 08, 2017, 09:22:23 AM
He is a marine biologist (I am not kidding) and is camping out at the aquarium in Tampa to watch over the animals and the facility :/

Ummm... he does understand that most of those animals LIKE water....  :idiot2:

mirth

#121
September 08, 2017, 09:32:52 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#122
September 08, 2017, 10:22:28 AM
It's probably about 1 billion times more water than they'd like, and all at once.

In other news my employer is deploying 15 linemen and a few cherry picker trucks to Puerto Rico to help restore power there. They are being deployed on an ANG C130!! Coolness. Feel good story of the day.

I can't help but think there will be more deployments to Florida soon when it's safe.

No word at all about my own deployment to support National Guard going anywhere, yet.
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GDS_Starfury

#123
September 08, 2017, 10:33:19 AM
Well you and Jarhead have to hold the line against and invading Canadistanians.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#124
September 08, 2017, 10:34:48 AM
Maine could use some help pushing them back across the border.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#125
September 08, 2017, 10:36:22 AM
No one cares about Maine.  Its like the apendics of the US.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#126
September 08, 2017, 10:39:04 AM
We're the first line of defense in the fight against Canadistan.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#127
September 08, 2017, 10:41:05 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#128
September 08, 2017, 10:45:40 AM
Jose doesnt have his papers in order.  he'll move off into the mid Atlantic and disappear.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#129
September 08, 2017, 10:47:08 AM
They're saying Antiqua and Barbuda could both get hit again  :(
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#130
September 08, 2017, 11:33:10 AM
Ive ready to go for hours and the woman is organizing her fucking makeup..... :uglystupid2:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#131
September 08, 2017, 12:03:44 PM
That sounds correct.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

#132
September 08, 2017, 01:57:19 PM
Delta re-routed oversized aircraft to help evac folks leaving Irma's path, and capped fare costs

http://secondnexus.com/technology-and-innovation/delta-airlines-swoops-jumbo-idea-save-irmas-path/2/

QuoteDelta took a number of steps ahead of Irma. They upsized aircraft flying in affected areas to add 3,300 seats on flights from Punta Cana, Nassau, Freeport, Key West, Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, Sarasota, and Orlando.
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mirth

#133
September 08, 2017, 02:32:58 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#134
September 08, 2017, 02:54:49 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2017, 11:33:10 AM
Ive ready to go for hours and the woman is organizing her fucking makeup..... :uglystupid2:

It's your own fault for dumping everything out of her makeup bag for your books. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.
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