The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2017 Thread

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Gusington

#360
September 15, 2017, 12:35:37 PM
But used TP will guarantee a surprise for the loser.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#361
September 16, 2017, 06:57:30 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#362
September 16, 2017, 07:56:39 AM
'Nor'easter'... Good thing they just delivered propane for the standby generator.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Toonces

#363
September 16, 2017, 07:59:46 AM
I got all my hurricane preps for Irma still ready to go.  I do need to pick up a new propane tank later today.

We've had an unprecedented run of good surf here between Irma and Jose.  This is what northeast surfers wait all summer for.  Logging a LOT of water time lately.

"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

mirth

#364
September 17, 2017, 03:17:41 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#365
September 17, 2017, 06:28:31 AM
Crap indeed. This where my step-mom lives and my sister is currently there for a visit.



Last time a hurricane was that close was Ivan in 2004. It looked to be missing their island until it made a sharp turn and hit Grenada head on with 3 hours notice.
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Gusington

#366
September 17, 2017, 10:46:24 AM
Crap x 3
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#367
September 17, 2017, 11:07:41 AM
Things are looking a little better with Jose

https://twitter.com/growingwisdom/status/909340841679998977
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#368
September 17, 2017, 11:08:50 AM
^That's the best news in this thread for the last three pages, nice.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#369
September 17, 2017, 10:15:44 PM
Why do you people in the Northeast keep all the cold water for yourselves? Can't you send a little down this way to mix with our warm water and make our hurricanes room temperature at least?

Anybody else find it funny that Jose's will shrivel-up in cold water?  :2funny:  Hope he's not wearing a speedo.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

MetalDog

#370
September 18, 2017, 05:57:44 AM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#371
September 18, 2017, 08:13:00 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#372
September 18, 2017, 09:34:23 AM
as long as it misses me I dont care anymore.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#373
September 18, 2017, 10:05:48 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#374
September 18, 2017, 10:16:11 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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