The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2017 Thread

[mirth]

Another storm is brewing

https://twitter.com/MichaelRLowry/status/915684614458527750

[trailrunner]

Another storm is brewing

https://twitter.com/MichaelRLowry/status/915684614458527750

Ahh crap.  I was supposed to go on a three-day biking trip starting Monday.  It's been bone dry here for the last month, but the day I'm supposed to start my ride, the remnants of this storm will reach us and rain for several days.

[Sir Slash]

Any storm named, "Nate" has got to be too damned lazy to work itself into anything really troublesome. Now if it was a "Nathaniel" that'd be different. And more respectable. I think "Nate" will just hit New Orleans, eat some Creole, get drunk, fart a couple of times, then lay down and sleep it off.

[mirth]

^pretty much my weekend plans

[BanzaiCat]

You're going to fart more than twice.

[mirth]

I'm going to drink more too.

[BanzaiCat]

Exactly! Never sell yourself short. Follow your dreams. Live stro-...whatever.  O0

[Gusington]

I didn't sell myself short, fate did.

[BanzaiCat]

No, that was genetics.

[Gusington]

I have a bunch of relatives who are over six feet. Genetics/schmenetics.

[Sir Slash]

No worries Gus. You're over six feet tall in our hearts.  ::)

[Gusington]

You are too kind.

[BanzaiCat]

Awwwws 

[Gusington]

Imagine if one day I actually uncloak and some of you meet me in person to find that I am a 7 foot tall, 355 pound black man.

[BanzaiCat]

Nobody's judging. If you want to be a 355 pound black man, spread your wings, brother.