Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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Nefaro

#60
October 10, 2017, 01:32:16 AM Last Edit: October 10, 2017, 01:34:16 AM by Nefaro
Quote from: mirth on October 09, 2017, 10:20:04 PM
So bitter...

I've been getting more bitter about Disney Wars: Daddy Issues too. 

Now that Jar Jar Abrams directed a second one?  Here comes the Empire Strikes Back II, now with Mary Sue™!    :pullhair:

BITTER



MetalDog

#61
October 10, 2017, 05:55:04 AM
^This guy gets it!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#62
October 10, 2017, 06:06:30 AM
The New Order has a helluva production base. In 20 years they're able to not only core out a planet and build Death Star III, but also revamp and upgrade all of their platforms (TIE fighters, AT-ATs, etc.) and mass produce them. Imagine the good they've done in the consumer sector! Friggin' Rebels, screwing things up.

mirth

#63
October 10, 2017, 06:55:20 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#64
October 10, 2017, 09:07:50 AM
So whom among you are going to go buy tickets now that they're on sale, TWO months in advance?  :nerd:

mirth

#65
October 10, 2017, 09:08:30 AM
I might as well. Gonna be taking the kids opening weekend.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#66
October 10, 2017, 09:17:36 AM
I can't plan next weekend let alone two months from now. I applaud that kind of dedication.

Gusington

#67
October 10, 2017, 09:35:17 AM
I might be dead in 5 minutes.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#68
October 10, 2017, 09:36:38 AM
Quote from: Gusington on October 10, 2017, 09:35:17 AM
I might be dead in 5 minutes.

Like you'd be so lucky
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#69
October 10, 2017, 02:13:35 PM
I'm on board with everything except for the screaming penguin.  :hide:  Penguins should just be cute and quiet.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#70
October 10, 2017, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 10, 2017, 02:13:35 PM
I'm on board with everything except for the screaming penguin.  :hide:  Penguins should just be cute and quiet.

It's a Sith penguin, full of anger and hate.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#71
October 10, 2017, 03:28:56 PM
You mean like Ky-Loo-Ren. Pen-Loo-Guin?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#72
October 10, 2017, 05:04:27 PM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on October 10, 2017, 06:06:30 AM
The New Order has a helluva production base. In 20 years they're able to not only core out a planet and build Death Star III, but also revamp and upgrade all of their platforms (TIE fighters, AT-ATs, etc.) and mass produce them. Imagine the good they've done in the consumer sector! Friggin' Rebels, screwing things up.

my understanding without reading any Star Wars books was that, while defeated, the Empire wasnt eradicated.  whatever passes for a peace treaty had Emperial force relegated to some outer band of space.   ::)  idk
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#73
October 10, 2017, 05:25:02 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bbmike

#74
October 10, 2017, 06:22:20 PM
My understanding is that Jar Jar Abrams cares not for plot or continuity.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak
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