Rome Total War Bad UI Rant

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Quote from: Jarhead0331 on October 31, 2017, 05:43:58 PM
Cheimison is what you would get if Judge Dredd and Jason Pratt fell in love and had a baby.

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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

Yet another occasion that proves that Grogheads is best browsed while not consuming food or drink.
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Quote from: Toonces on October 31, 2017, 06:49:23 PM
Yet another occasion that proves that Grogheads is best browsed while not consuming food or drink.

Excluding whiskey.
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MengJiao

Quote from: undercovergeek on October 31, 2017, 04:50:26 PM
Fk Henry ford and his lack of suspension, power steering and anti lock braking system on the ford model t as well

Yeah, yeah, but wasn't the frame made out of Titanium or something?  Some kind of metal alloy with metal in it.  It had spring suspension I'm pretty sure and a flexible frame of mobelenium or something.

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Quote from: SirAndrewD on October 31, 2017, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: Toonces on October 31, 2017, 06:49:23 PM
Yet another occasion that proves that Grogheads is best browsed while not consuming food or drink.

Excluding whiskey.

Whiskey makes everything better.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

jomni

Seriously. Rome TW was made during the time when there is no consensus on great UI. Like how Duke Nukem didn't use the now-common WASD + mouse scheme.

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Nefaro

Quote from: jomni on October 31, 2017, 07:50:28 PM
Seriously. Rome TW was made during the time when there is no consensus on great UI. Like how Duke Nukem didn't use the now-common WASD + mouse scheme.

This.

I don't think the Total War UI reached it's current level of functionality until Rome 2 or Attila.

The original TW:Rome is so olde it deserves to have an irrelevant 'E' on the end.

Nefaro

Anyway..

At least do yourself a favor and run TW: Rome 2.  Despite still having some staple issues present in the whole TW series, it's been an enjoyable TW since it got patched up years ago.  And the UI is miles beyond the original Rome's.

Toonces

Ironically I hate the Rome 2 mechanics and have been seriously considering giving Rome 1 another go.  I freaking hate the province management BS in the later iterations of Total War.  HATE.

On topic, though, I wonder when JD is going to browse into this thread and realize we're busting on him?  Teehee!   :hide:
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Nefaro

Quote from: Toonces on October 31, 2017, 10:46:20 PM
Ironically I hate the Rome 2 mechanics and have been seriously considering giving Rome 1 another go.  I freaking hate the province management BS in the later iterations of Total War.  HATE.

Meh.  They don't bother me.  The building is similar to Shogun 2, but with that extra artificial province hierarchy thing.  Didn't bother me much after I learned how it worked.  *shrug*  May have been a waste of dev time doing so, however.   

I think they were trying to entice both players & AI to conquer more uniformly instead of making a long narrow swath across the much larger map than previous games.  I suspect there were some really strange blobs happening in testing, and giving the bonus for owning each 3-piece province was probably the idea someone came up with.


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On topic, though, I wonder when JD is going to browse into this thread and realize we're busting on him?  Teehee!   :hide:

It's JD.  He may never notice.   :))

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