The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

[Barthheart]

[Sir Slash]

The 'shitty' seems to be spread pretty evenly. June is only 6 months away.  :D

[Staggerwing]

I call FAKE NEWS!

It doesn't also say "MERDIQUE" over Quebec.

[Barthheart]

That's because this is from the English version of Environment Canada's website.  :P

[Staggerwing]

Doesn't it legally still have to be bilingual if it's over "La Belle Province"?

[Arctic Blast]

Any Canadian calling those temperatures cold needs to shut the Hell up. It's hoodie weather out there!  :)

[Gusington]

Won't be next week at this time. LOOK OUT

[Arctic Blast]

Won't be next week at this time. LOOK OUT

for what, the -11 and snow tomorrow? Pfffffft. That's nothing. NOTHING.

Though I will likely be forced to don an actual jacket.

[Gusington]

Next week does not equal tomorrow, Canadistani knave. Check out the long term forecast for RI, unless you're Toonces. If you're Toonces, just shut the internet off now.

[mirth]

https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/937534742869762053

[Gusington]

^Exactly. We have to hide that.

[Sir Slash]

Chamber of Commerce mandates this kind of weather each year at Christmas. Also Delta uses this as an excuse for it's pilots to fly drunk.

[Gusington]

What was the issue two years ago when it was 75 degrees in DC?

[Sir Slash]

That was to support the Global Dongle Warming issue then being debated there. Remember the 'Dongle Tax' that was trying to be pushed by special interests groups?

[bob48]

Never let your dongle over-heat.

..or feed it after midnight.