The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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Gusington

#510
December 19, 2017, 01:26:53 PM
^Exactly what I mean.
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GDS_Starfury

#511
December 19, 2017, 02:51:33 PM
Quote from: Pete Dero on December 19, 2017, 09:39:49 AM
Everybody over here is getting depressed :  including today the total hours of sunshine for this month of December is 5    :'(   :tickedoff:.

(normal is around 50 hours)

are you in Scotland?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Pete Dero

#512
December 19, 2017, 03:06:22 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 19, 2017, 02:51:33 PM
Quote from: Pete Dero on December 19, 2017, 09:39:49 AM
Everybody over here is getting depressed :  including today the total hours of sunshine for this month of December is 5    :'(   :tickedoff:.

(normal is around 50 hours)

are you in Scotland?

Belgium (probably the same amount of sun and rain as Scotland but with a less impressive scenery)

JasonPratt

#513
December 19, 2017, 03:39:20 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on December 18, 2017, 10:46:29 AM
Anything beyond 3 days is basically throwing darts.....

And even that's kind of pushing it. I'd lower that down to 8 hours.
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Gusington

#514
December 20, 2017, 09:36:33 AM
Well that's good because after this weekend's rain my 10 day forecast now calls for snow almost every day next week 💀
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Toonces

#515
December 20, 2017, 09:45:54 AM
Rain here, but then the temp drops 30 degrees for New Years Eve with snow.  I think I'm going to need the dog barrel of scotch, Gus.
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Gusington

#516
December 20, 2017, 09:49:15 AM
Right now it looks like I have to buy an extra barrel. Maybe an extra dog too.
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Toonces

#517
December 20, 2017, 09:51:11 AM
No, no, I'll just send my dog over.  Of course, the barrel will have to be more like a shot glass, but he can make multiple trips.

Unless he sees a squirrel.  Then he's gone forever.
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mirth

#518
December 20, 2017, 10:05:35 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#519
December 20, 2017, 10:20:01 AM
I get the feeling you're trying to pawn your small dog off on my family, Commander. Does he have balls?
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mirth

#520
December 20, 2017, 10:20:42 AM
Quote from: Gusington on December 20, 2017, 10:20:01 AM
I get the feeling you're trying to pawn your small dog off on my family, Commander. Does he have balls?

Ha! No way that dog makes the move to SD.
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Gusington

#521
December 20, 2017, 10:29:48 AM
I bet he will 'run away from home,' 'get lost,' or 'get hit by the moving truck,' poor thing.
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Toonces

#522
December 20, 2017, 10:57:08 AM
No, he lost his balls long ago.  He does like to hump is stuffed animal toys though.
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Emeraldlis

#523
December 20, 2017, 11:39:25 AM
It's been a balmy 9 degrees here today  <:-) that's sunbathing weather in Ireland  ;D better go and stick a towel on a sunbed to reserve it! I had a walk just before it got to dark at 4.30pm  :knuppel2: I want to hibernate... Until at least March  :hide:
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mirth

#524
December 20, 2017, 01:43:13 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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