Star Wars Holiday Special

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besilarius

December 22, 2017, 07:18:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3a5j8PgQxg&t=187s

Just in time for Christmas - the worst major network TV special of all time. You're welcome...
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#1
December 22, 2017, 07:20:50 AM
It is wonderfully awful. Thank god it survives despite George Lucas' best attempts to destroy it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#2
December 22, 2017, 07:39:08 AM
I think that came out when I was 7 or 8. I still remember how bad it was.

There's a 'high quality' version the person puts a link for in the description -



One of the comments says "If you wanna skip all the boring parts just go to 1:37:00"

...the video is 1:37:02 in length ;D

Sir Slash

#3
December 22, 2017, 10:13:54 AM
Was that the one where Chewy got drunk and put on Leia's bikini outfit? Sponsored by Bikini Wax? No, wait. That was last year's Christmas Party at Star's house. My bad.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#4
December 22, 2017, 10:15:26 AM
You need more pug farts in your home, Sir Slash.

bbmike

#5
December 22, 2017, 10:36:14 AM
Not as good as the Star Trek Christmas Special. Shatner's rendition of Jingle Bells is spot on and Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins under the mistletoe is superb.
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-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

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-Clifford D. Simak

BanzaiCat

#6
December 22, 2017, 10:39:58 AM
 :DD

Almost as good as Shatner's 'Rocket Man.'

besilarius

#7
December 22, 2017, 08:52:14 PM
Nothing compared to the Shat channeling Bob Dylan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJrIluya10Y
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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